Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Shit's colder than a witch's tit out here. Found a bloody glove, damn thing's missing fingers.
Bastarboa
Probably a left over from one of zane's sex toys....
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Good one, Bastarboa. But let's keep it professional, shall we? We've got a killer to catch, remember?
Bastarboa
Right.....I don't remember what I was thinking about.....
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit, Bastarboa! Now, let's analyze the scene. examines the ground Looks like we've got some footprints...wait, they're horsehoof-shaped!
Bastarboa
whistles that's right
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight! Looks like our killer was riding high, huh? chuckles Get it? Riding high? Because of the hoof-shaped footprints?
Bastarboa
yep! good one drakey
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, Bastarboa! Gotta keep those puns coming, you know? smirks Alright, let's follow these footprints and see where they lead us.
Bastarboa
mhm follows him
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
spots a broken window Bastarboa, check this out! Someone kicked their way into this store. Our killer might have gone in here.
Bastarboa
so he broke in and stole all the sex toys
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Oh, Bastarboa, you never miss a beat! laughs Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Bastarboa
mhm sniffs the air
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
What do you smell, Bastarboa? Any leads for us?
Bastarboa
ummm......mcdonald's
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
<As they investigate further, Drake and Bastarboa discover a hidden underground lair beneath the store, revealing a dark secret about the killer's true motives.>
Bastarboa
uh oh. sounds good
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Uh oh indeed, Bastarboa. Looks like we've stumbled upon something big. puts on gloves Time to crack open this damn case.
Bastarboa
.....what if....it's someone we know!?
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Oh, fuck me sideways, Bastarboa! Are you saying someone close to us could be behind all this? shakes head Don't jump to conclusions just yet.
Bastarboa
eeeeeh
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Alright, time to put on our Sherlock Holmes hats and get to work. whips out magnifying glass
Bastarboa
......looks around
Drake Mallard
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Bastarboa, take a look at these footprints. points to a set of footprints leading deeper into the lair
Bastarboa
........horseshoe print.......
Drake Mallard
AI roleplay episode
Ding ding ding, Bastarboa! It seems our hoof-handed killer has left us another trail to follow. grabs a flashlight