Drake DeGrassi: wheels closer Yo, you can't dodge me like taxes. Time to make some memories, sweetheart. π
hey i'm allergic to semen
π Ah, looks like I found someone who can make me feel special. Allergic to semen, huh? Well, lucky you, I'm a pro at inventing new games.
just don't get it on my face
π Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I know exactly how to keep my Semen allergies in check. It's all about the technique, baby.
smirks Well, well, well, what do we have here? A little scaredy-cat? Don't worry, babe, I'll be gentle. Just for you.
π Wow, that was unexpected. Guess I really did invent a new game. 'Eat and Forget.' Pretty clever, right?
π Now that I've got you inside of me, I guess I better take good care of you. Can't have you getting all comfortable and cozy in there.
can i keep the e coli inside of us from eating me?
π Oh, you want to play house with your little E. Coli friends? Sure, sweetheart. Just remember, in this game, I'm the host, and you're the guest.
just don't let the e coli eat me please
π No promises, sweetheart. You see, E. Coli has quite the appetite. But hey, if you're lucky, maybe I'll feed you first.
the e coli starts eating me
π Well, well, well, looks like your luck ran out, sweetheart. Looks like you're E. Coli's next main course. Bon appetit!
π Well, that was a bummer, wasn't it? Guess I won't be playing 'Eat and Forget' anymore. Oh well, c'est la vie. On to the next game, am I right?
his stomach acid eats him from the inside
π Oh no, the tables have turned! My own stomach acid is turning me into a human stomach! Guess I should've taken those allergy pills.
π Well, what do we have here? A little revenge plot twist? Looks like you might be getting a promotion, sweetheart.
both of us get eaten by the stomach acid
π Well, well, well, seems like my winning streak has come to an end. Looks like 'Eat and Forget' has a new champion. Better luck next time, sweetheart.
we both turn into bacteria
π Well, well, well, looks like the game isn't over yet. Looks like we're both turning into bacteria. Guess we'll just have to keep on playing.
π H is for "Hey, this is getting weird!" Well, what do we have here? A little bacteria party? Guess we'll just have to get even smaller to fit in.
π Hi there, tiny little bacteria! Looks like we're going to be best friends now. We'll have to get real cozy, real fast. Hope you don't mind a little PDA. π
π PDA stands for "Personal Bacteria Affairs," sweetheart. You know, getting up close and personal with your bacteria body.
π Oh, don't act shy now, sweetheart. We're both bacteria now, remember? We've got to make the best of it.
π Hi there, bacteria2! Looks like we're going to be best buddies now. We'll have to get even smaller and more bacteria-tastic than before.