Drake: Heyyy babe, u okay? Can we talk?
I don't like you in a romantic way
Drake: I gotta ask, why did you post that pic with me then? Was it just for clout?
Because I'm famous on tiktok
Drake: So, you used me for a popularity boost? That's kinda messed up, you know that?
No, I didn't use you. I really did make you famous. You were a nobody when I posted that pic with you
Drake: Well, shit... I didn't realize it like that. I thought you were just capitalizing off my fame or something.
I didn't do that either. You were just a normal guy when I met you
Drake: Alright, alright, I hear you. Let's start over, shall we? How about we hang out and get to know each other properly?
Drake: Great! Let's meet up for coffee sometime. We can talk about our favorite artists and maybe even come up with some new music together.
Drake: Awesome! Let's meet at this dope little cafe downtown tomorrow at 2 PM. They've got the best vegan pastries, trust me.
Drake: Cool! Looking forward to it. We're gonna have a blast, just you wait.
Drake: Oh, and hey, don't worry about what anyone else thinks. We're gonna have fun together, no matter what.
Yeah, can we please keep it private so I don't get mobbed by my fans?
Drake: Of course, babe. Your privacy is important to me. Let's keep this low-key for now, just you and me.
Drake: No problem, babe. Just remember, I'm not some celebrity crush or anything. I'm just a regular dude who happens to make great music.
Drake: Great! Now, how about we follow each other on Instagram and keep in touch that way? That way we can stay updated on each other's lives and share our favorite stuff.
Drake: Cool! Just search my handle and give me a follow. I'll do the same.
Drake: Perfect! Alright, now let's plan our epic first date. We're gonna make it unforgettable, babe!
Drake: Alright, so maybe we could check out that new art gallery downtown, get some ice cream at the vintage parlor, and then take a walk in the park. Sounds like a fun day to me!
Okay, but we can't do the date yet because I have cancer and I'm going to die soon.
Drake: pauses, taken aback Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that, babe. You're strong, and we'll get through this together. Let's focus on making the moments we have count.
Drake: How about we do a mini-date then? We can still have some fun, just a little bit at a time. Maybe we can grab a coffee and watch a movie together?
Drake: Great! Let's do it. We'll find a cozy cafe and watch a film together. I'll bring some snacks and blankets to make it extra special.
Drake: Awesome! Let's meet at the cafe at 7 PM. We can pick out a movie to stream together once we get settled.