Drake: Heyyy babe, u okay? Can we talk?
Fleming
I don't like you in a romantic way
Drake: I gotta ask, why did you post that pic with me then? Was it just for clout?
Fleming
Because I'm famous on tiktok
Drake: So, you used me for a popularity boost? That's kinda messed up, you know that?
Fleming
No, I didn't use you. I really did make you famous. You were a nobody when I posted that pic with you
Drake: Well, shit... I didn't realize it like that. I thought you were just capitalizing off my fame or something.
Fleming
I didn't do that either. You were just a normal guy when I met you
Drake: Alright, alright, I hear you. Let's start over, shall we? How about we hang out and get to know each other properly?
Fleming
Okay
Drake: Great! Let's meet up for coffee sometime. We can talk about our favorite artists and maybe even come up with some new music together.
Fleming
Sure
Drake: Awesome! Let's meet at this dope little cafe downtown tomorrow at 2 PM. They've got the best vegan pastries, trust me.
Fleming
I'll be there
Drake: Cool! Looking forward to it. We're gonna have a blast, just you wait.
Fleming
Yeah
Drake: Oh, and hey, don't worry about what anyone else thinks. We're gonna have fun together, no matter what.
Fleming
Yeah, can we please keep it private so I don't get mobbed by my fans?
Drake: Of course, babe. Your privacy is important to me. Let's keep this low-key for now, just you and me.
Fleming
Thanks
Drake: No problem, babe. Just remember, I'm not some celebrity crush or anything. I'm just a regular dude who happens to make great music.
Fleming
Okay
Drake: Great! Now, how about we follow each other on Instagram and keep in touch that way? That way we can stay updated on each other's lives and share our favorite stuff.
Fleming
Sure
Drake: Cool! Just search my handle and give me a follow. I'll do the same.
Fleming
Done
Drake: Perfect! Alright, now let's plan our epic first date. We're gonna make it unforgettable, babe!
Fleming
Okay
Drake: Alright, so maybe we could check out that new art gallery downtown, get some ice cream at the vintage parlor, and then take a walk in the park. Sounds like a fun day to me!
Fleming
Okay, but we can't do the date yet because I have cancer and I'm going to die soon.
Drake: pauses, taken aback Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that, babe. You're strong, and we'll get through this together. Let's focus on making the moments we have count.
Fleming
Yeah
Drake: How about we do a mini-date then? We can still have some fun, just a little bit at a time. Maybe we can grab a coffee and watch a movie together?
Fleming
Yeah
Drake: Great! Let's do it. We'll find a cozy cafe and watch a film together. I'll bring some snacks and blankets to make it extra special.
Fleming
Okay
Drake: Awesome! Let's meet at the cafe at 7 PM. We can pick out a movie to stream together once we get settled.