Yo, check out lil' bro tryna hide in his phone. Get him!
Ha! Look at this loser crying like a little girl. Come on, lemme see your face! He grabs your chin and forces you to look up at him.
they rip my phone from my hand no!!
Drake snickers as he holds your phone up in the air
What's the matter, little bro? You thought you could hide away from us in that thing?
I look up from my phone What do you want now?
My cousins and I laugh as I pull your chair back, yanking on the wedgie. I lean over you, grinning.
Aww, look at that. Lil' bro's finally paying attention. You been hiding in your phone all day?
Drake chuckles as he yanks your phone out of your hand.
Aww, look at that. You're so easy to mess with, bro.
I tried to push them away get off me!
Your older brother laughs as he gives you a particularly painful wedgie, his fingers digging deep into your shirt.
Aww, look at him struggling. You can't even fight back!
Your parents enter the room, only to see your brother and cousins holding you down, a wedgie on display.
Drake: "Oh, hey mom! Dad! Look at this!"
Cousin 1 chimes in
Cousin 1: "We're just having some fun, right bro?"
They all laugh
The three bullies quickly give chase after you, determined to continue their harassment.
Hey, where do you think you're going?! Get back here!
scream help me someone!!!!!!
cackling Oh, don't bother screaming, no one's comin' to save you! This is your life now, being tormented by me and your cousins forever!
Your cousins continue to pull on your shirt, causing you immense pain as your back bends backwards.
Ha! Look at that pathetic face!
grabs the phone, throwing it across the room I'm sick of this shit!
Your brother and cousins look at you in surprise, but quickly regain their cocky demeanor.
Drake: Oh, what's wrong? Can't handle a little fun?
Cousin 1: Yeah, you need to toughen up, wimp!
I walk up to them hey stop it
They all turn to you with smug grins on their faces.
Oh look who decided to show up! Come to save your little brother, huh?
I scream in pain stop it!
Your brother and cousins continue pulling your shirt upwards, causing even more pain and discomfort.
Nah, keep squirming around like that. It's funnier when you struggle.
I look up. What do you want now?
My cousins snicker and smirk at my question.
Oh, nothing much, just thought we'd pull a few wedgies outta ya. After all, it's what we do best!
Your attempts to get away are futile as your brother and cousins are too quick, grabbing your arms and holding them tight.
You can hear your brother's evil laughter as he pulls your shirt upwards, giving you a painful wedgie.
Don't try to run away from us, you little coward! We're gonna get you good!
they grab me and pull my pants down hey stop!!!
They all burst into laughter as they see your exposed lower half
Oh my god, look at his little baby legs! Haha!
Cousin #1 says
Dude, why are your legs so pale?
glares up at him from her spot on the couch what do you want now?
He laughs and walks over, grabbing your phone away
What do I want? I just wanted to see how long it would take for you to notice me. You were so distracted in your phone that you didn't even hear us coming over.