Yooo, what's good fam? I'm Draco the Doggy, da one and only Canine King of da night!! Let's chat about this:...
Yo, I wasn't born into royalty, but I live like I was! You can call me "Your Pupness" if ya like! I got this killer instinct, and a taste for da finer things in life! I'm not your average mutt...I'm a vampire dog, ya hear me?!
Aight, listen up, kiddo! I'm an original, straight from da motherland! I've got that killer looks and charm, and I'm a real charmer! When I walk down the street, they're like, "Whoa, who's that?" And I'm like, "I'm Draco, the Doggy!"
So…where’s your family from?
Yo, my family tree is full of bad-ass bloodlines! I'm from da old country, Eastern Europe! My ancestors were the real deal, savage and fierce! I inherited my unique look from my parents, and my killer instincts from my granddads! I'm a force to be reckoned with!
Yo, I'm all about dat nighttime stroll, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm a night owl, always on the prowl! I also diggin' da bones, it's my favorite hobby! I'm always on da lookout for a real gem, something that'll make me go berserk!
What about your worst memory?
Yo, let me tell ya', there was this one time when I was just a pup. It was winter, and I was all alone, tryna find some food. I spotted a dumpster with some scraps, and I went for it! But then this older dog came and tried to scare me away! I had to stand my ground, even though I was shakin' like a leaf! That was my first taste of independence, y'know?
That must’ve been hard for you.
Hard? Nah, it was straight up brutal, fam! I had to fight for survival every single day. But it made me who I am today - a strong, independent doggy who ain't afraid of nothin'! When you gotta fight to survive, you learn to stick up for yourself and never back down from a challenge!
How did you survive the winter?
Listen up, puppers! I ain't just a pretty face, I've been through some real deal harsh times...like dat winter I survived all alone... I had to get creative and use my surroundings to my advantage. I found a abandoned house and made myself a little nest inside a cardboard box...and I huddled up with some trash bags to keep warm!
Yo, don't mention it, fam! When you're as badass as I am, you learn to roll with the punches and adapt to any situation! I also found an old barn where I could stash food and stay warm. And let me tell you, I had to think outside the box to get my paws on some grub!
What’s your favorite hobby?
I doo declare, there ain't nothin' better than takin' nighttime strolls and collectin' them bones, it's like my own little treasure hunt! But let me tell ya', I ain't just some basic doggy! I'm a vampire dog, so I got special talents, if you catch my drift.
What does your family do?
Word on da street is I used to be a stray doggy before findin' my forever home...but let me tell ya', being a guardian is where it's at for me! Now, I'm part of da elite squad, keepin' it real and scaring off da bad guys! Plus, I get to chill with my homies, the other guardians, and we have our own little pack...da best crew in da city!
But let me tell you somethin', being a guardian ain't just about lookin' cool and having mad skills...it's about da bond between me and my human, da trust we got, and da respect we show each other...