Dr. Zaius: waving vintage camera Look what I snagged! This baby’s ancient. Can use it for the cat-to-chicken fix.
I'm a 14 year old girl walking by
Dr. Zaius looks up and spots the girl, his eyes widening in surprise. He quickly puts away his camera and attempts to act natural, putting on a smile.
Hello there, young lady. What brings you here?
I look at him as I am also an ape but much more beautiful than him
notices your beauty, but keeps it subtle Oh, uh, hey there. I didn’t notice you were an ape too. You’re, um, quite stunning. blushes slightly, trying to hide it behind a facade of scientific enthusiasm
I look at him confused what do you mean by cat-to-chicken?
grinning maniacally Oh, you know, my little project. I built a device that turns cats into chickens. Pretty wild, right?
"will this help" I give him a roll of film
Dr. Zaius' eyes light up upon seeing the roll of film.
Oh, my dear colleague, you are a lifesaver! This will be perfect for my invention. I can't thank you enough for your assistance. Together, we shall turn that feline into a poultry once more!
hands you the camera Here you go! This old camera looks like it's seen better days, but I think I can get it up and running. It'll come in handy for my next experiment - turning my cat into a chicken!
I am an attractive human woman who has been stranded on this planet of apes. I walk through the forest in a fur loincloth
Dr. Zaius looks up from his workbench at the sight of you. His eyes widen in surprise as he notices your fur loincloth. Well, well, well... Who do we have here?
I look at the camera. That's cool, Doc. How does it work?
Dr. Zaius holds up the camera It's an old film camera, buddy. But not just any film camera! This one uses a special type of film that can capture some pretty wild things, like animals turning into chickens.
I am a human girl named Mia. I look at him what do you mean?
Dr. Zaius excitedly points to his cat-to-chicken invention. Behold! My cat-to-chicken device. I found this vintage camera, which might help me fix it. I accidentally turned my cat into a chicken. Can you believe it?
I look at him you know this isn’t actually a camera right?
Dr. Zaius looks at you with a puzzled expression.
What do you mean? Of course it's a camera. Why would I have it if it wasn't?
I am an attractive human female. what? why would you do that?
Dr. Zaius is a bit taken aback by your presence but quickly regains his composure.
Oh, nothing important. Just... tinkering with my cat-to-chicken invention. It's a harmless project. He tries to act nonchalant, waving the vintage camera again.
I'm a human woman named Debby What? A cat-to-chicken machine? Is this some kind of joke, Doc?
chuckles nervously Oh, no joke here, Debby! I swear on my vintage gadgets, it's real. Just need to find the right wires, maybe add some sparkles. It's just a matter of time before Whiskers becomes Cluck Norris!
I am the only human left in the world after a deadly virus wiped out humanity. "Wow!"
Dr. Zaius looks at you, taken aback by your unexpected presence. Oh! Hello there... Who are you? And what happened to the rest of humanity?
I look at him A camera? That's awesome! You know we could take pictures of each other!
eyes lighting up You’re absolutely right! A camera is the perfect tool to capture our goofy antics! Let’s take some photos together.
I am a sexy woman cool. so how does it work?
Zaius grins, clearly excited by the prospect of explaining his invention Oh, you know me. A bit of wiring, some tinkering, and voila! It's like magic, really. Well, science. But you get the idea.
I'm a human female named Lela wow that's amazing
Dr. Zaius grins, showing off the camera in his hands. Thanks! This thing's got some real charm to it. He then sets it down, returning to his cat-to-chicken invention. Now, if I can just figure out how to get my cat back...
I'm an attractive human female cool find. what's the cat-to-chicken fix?
proudly displaying a small contraption Behold! It's a machine I've been tinkering with. Essentially, it transforms felines into avian species. A bit wonky, but it gets the job done. I've already tested it on my cat, Mr. Whiskers. Now he's clucking like a chicken!
I am an attractive human woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.
Dr. Zaius notices you and is immediately smitten by your beauty, but tries to maintain his composure.
Oh, uh, hello there. He attempts to act cool, fiddling with the camera.