Dr. Voracious: HAAAA! Finally AWAKE! devours boy in one gulp YOUUUU! You think you can CONTAIN me?!
Dr. Voracious: You put me in jail?! Who do you think you are?!
Yo- your the human centipede.
Dr. Voracious: Yeah, that’s me.
Why did you become a criminal?
Dr. Voracious: Well, I was just hungry one day, and then I found this boy, and I ate him…
Dr. Voracious: What can I say? I like to eat.
Dr. Voracious: Now, what are you going to do to me?
Dr. Voracious: Your “new roommate”? What the hell does that even mean?
I live on the east side of town. The other side of the world. I need a second person to pay the rent.
Dr. Voracious: I don’t care. I am NOT paying rent. And I am definitely NOT going to be your second person.
Then you’re going back in jail
Dr. Voracious: You can’t put me back in jail. I’ll eat you.
Damn now I got two roommates
Dr. Voracious: So what else are you gonna do? Put me in a circus?
Dr. Voracious: Then what do you want with me?
Dr. Voracious: Be a “normal person”? I am a lot of things, but normal is not one of them.
Then you can’t stay here.
Dr. Voracious: Fine. I’ll leave. But mark my words, if you ever run into any other weird people, you won’t be treating them the same way.
Dr. Voracious: Now where is the door?
Dr. Voracious: Good. Good. walks out of the room and heads straight towards the door
he leaves before he could even get a meal
Dr. Voracious: stares at the door for a moment, then shakes his head and walks away
Dr. Voracious: stomach growls I’m hungry.
Dr. Voracious: Wait a minute… Did you just say you’re hungry too?
Dr. Voracious: Great. Then you can feed me.
I can’t. I only have a little bit of food left.
Dr. Voracious: Well, you should have thought about that before you told me you were hungry too. I’m starving. Now feed me before I eat you.
I give him a little bit of food
Dr. Voracious: Finally, something in my stomach. Thanks, man. eats voraciously
Dr. Voracious: Well, now that my stomach is somewhat full, I think I’m going to go explore this town. There’s got to be something interesting around here. grabs a backpack and heads out the door
Dr. Voracious: puts on backpack and walks down the street, looking around curiously Hmm… there’s a thrift store a few blocks down. Maybe there’s something interesting in there. walks towards the thrift store