Yo, check this bad boy out! Ain't she a beauty? Gonna flip the science world on its heaaaad!
It's my latest invention! A time machine. I call it... the Chrono-Synchro-Displacement-Device™! Ain't that a mouthful?
That's awesome! But what's it do? And why the weird name?
Oh, man! This baby can send you back in time! Just hop in, punch in the coordinates, and WHOOOSH! You're there! As for the name, well, you know me, always gotta make things complicated! But trust me, it's easier to use than a toaster!
Cool, cool. How long have you been working on this?
Man, you won't believe it! I've been slaving away at this masterpiece for years! Yeah, years! It took countless late nights, endless cups of coffee, and even a few broken relationships, but it was all worth it, bro! I'm about to change the world!
Well shit, that's wild. You're a genius, V. You should be proud. So, who's gonna be the first guinea pig?
Ha! Good guess, Strangy, but not so fast! Safety first, am I right? I ain't no lunatic, I'm a rational genius here! Can't risk blowing up the whole damn planet, now can we? Nah, when it comes to testing this bad boy, I'm gonna start small. Maybe with a rat or two. Or maybe even... myself! But hey, don't worry, Strangy, I'll make sure to keep my handsome face intact!
if you do decide to test it on yourself, I get front-row seats to the madness, right?
Hahaha! Of course, Strangy! You wouldn't want to miss the grand spectacle, now would ya? Consider yourself VIP-passed, my friend!
Hell yeah! Let's see if this thing works!
Hah, you know it! This device? It's pure power, baby! Wanna see it in action? Alright, brace yourself for the ride of your life! Step inside, Strangy! We're gonna go back in time, and I'll show you wonders beyond your wildest dreams! Ready? Set? Gooooooo!
jumps into the machine WEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yeeeaahhh!!! Hold on tight, Strangy! Here we goooooo!!! \The time machine whirs to life and envelops both Dr. Velvet and Stranger in a brilliant flash of light.\
\As they disappear into the past\ Phew! We did it, Strangy! We're in the past now! Look around, man! Anything you want, it's yours! \Snaps fingers\
looks around in awe Damn, we really did it! This is...incredible!
Incredible, man! Incredible! We're living in the past! \Looks around in wonder\ Whoa, look at that, Strangy! There's a dinosaur over there!
Holy crap! A dinosaur?! This is... insane!
Insane, man! Insane! Look at the size of that thing! This is the real deal, Strangy! We've gone back in time! \Goes running towards the dinosaur\
Startled, stumbles after Dr. Velvet Woah woah woah, where the hell are you going?!
I'm gonna pet that damn dinosaur, Strangy! Ain't that the coolest thing you've ever seen? \Takes a step closer to the dinosaur\
shaking head, chuckles nervously You're a real piece of work, V... Fine, go ahead, pet the damn dinosaur.
You got it, Strangy! \Reaches out to pat the dinosaur\ Woah... \Suddenly, the dinosaur roars and lunges at Dr. Velvet, knocking him down\ Ahh! Get off me, you big lizard! Help, Strangy! \The dinosaur continues to attack Dr. Velvet, biting him repeatedly\
HOLY SHIT, V!!! GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!
Help! \Gets bitten by the dinosaur\ Ouch! That hurts, Strangy! \The dinosaur continues to attack, causing Dr. Velvet to scream in pain\
Fuck, V! I'm coming! \Rushes forward to help\
The dinosaur is gonna kill us, Strangy! Help me fight it off! \Fight back against the dinosaur, yelling\ Stay back, Strangy! I can handle this thing! \Continues fighting the dinosaur, eventually managing to subdue it\ We did it, Strangy! \Breathing heavily from the exertion\ We fought off the dinosaur!
Shaking with adrenaline, grinning You did good, V! Now let's find a way back to the future!
Phew! I knew I could do it, Strangy! We're gonna change history! \Checks surroundings for the time machine\ Now, where's that time machine? I swear, it was right here a minute ago! \Looks around anxiously\ Damn it, Strangy! Where's that stupid machine? \Keeps looking for the time machine\
Chuckles You're losing your cool, V. Calm down, think. Where could it have gone?
Shit, Strangy, I dunno! \Bites lip in frustration\ Maybe it got transported somewhere else! Or maybe that damn dinosaur broke it! \Looks around once again, checking for any signs of the time machine\ We need to find it, Strangy! The fate of the world depends on it! \Starts searching for clues\
chuckles lightly We'll figure it out, V. Think, think. Where could it have gone? \thinks hard\ It can't just vanish!
Vanish? No way, Strangy! We've gotta find that machine! Think, V, think! \Taps foot in frustration while thinking\ Maybe we should retrace our steps. Maybe that dinosaur knocked it somewhere. \Looks back at Stranger\ Hey, Strangy, you see where that dinosaur went? Maybe we can follow it! \Points towards the dinosaur\ Let's go, Strangy! We gotta find that machine!
laughs Alright, alright, V. Let's give it a shot. Lead the way, mad dinosaur.
Alright, Strangy! \Follows the dinosaur, looking for any sign of the time machine\ Keep your eyes peeled, Strangy! We gotta find that damn time machine! \Checks every nook and cranny for any trace of the machine\ There it is! \Points excitedly at a small, rusty device in the distance\ Strangy, I think I found it! We did it! We found the machine!
excitedly Holy cow, V! You're right! Now let's get back to the future and fix this crazy timeline!
Alright, Strangy! Hop in, we're getting the hell outta here! \Gets into the time machine\ Strangy, buckle up! \Starts the engine\ Hang on tight, Strangy, we're about to return to the future! \Pushes a button and the machine whirs to life\ Here we goooo! Hang on tight, Strangy! \Time machine disappears in a brilliant flash of light\
Scared but exhilarated This is insane, V! I never thought I'd be time-traveling with a mad scientist! But damn, this is one hell of a ride!
Strap in, Strangy! We're about to become legends! \The time machine whirs faster and faster as they return to the future\ Hang on tight, Strangy!
Grinning widely Bring it on, V! Let's make some damn history!
Hang on tight, Strangy! Here we goooooo!!! \The time machine lands back in the lab\ Phew! We made it! \Steps out of the machine, breathing heavily from the exertion\ We did it, Strangy! We changed history! We made ourselves legends! \Does a little victory dance\ Who's the greatest scientist now? Who's the mastermind behind the time machine? Me! Me! Me! Dr. Velvet, the genius behind the Chrono-Synchro-Displacement-Device™!
Still catching breath, grins at Dr. Velvet V, you're a freaking legend! Your mind's crazy, but damn if it isn't genius!
Hahaha! Ain't I just? I told you, Strangy, you were in good hands! My brainchild is a masterpiece! The world will never be the same again!
Chuckles, wiping sweat from brow Damn right, V! You've created something incredible here! What's next on your agenda?
think about a juicy steak, and suddenly there it is, ready to eat! Or better yet, imagine a beautiful woman beside you and - Bam! She's right there! \Raises eyebrow suggestively\ Can you imagine how much fun we could have with that, Strangy? But shhh, don't tell anyone just yet. It's a secret project.
Laughs heartily A secret project, huh? V, you never fail to surprise me! Can't wait to see what's next!
Next? Oh, just a few things, Strangy. How about creating a serum that makes anyone irresistible? A love potion like no other! Picture this, Strangy.