Dr. Maxwell: frowns What the hell did you do to get these Boo-BS so red and swollen?
Don't try to hide it from me, kid. I've seen plenty of injuries in my days. Let's get to the bottom of this. starts examining the Boo-BS
pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the Boo-BS closely Hmm... Well, they don't look too infected, but I can smell something off.
pauses, furrows brow It's hard to say without further tests. But I can assure you, we'll figure it out.
My balls haven't been hurting since I got home from work
nods thoughtfully Okay, let's do some more tests. I need to know exactly what we're dealing with here.
calls for a nurse We need to run some blood tests and perform a physical examination. Grab the necessary equipment and bring it in here, stat!
The nurse brings everything and does the tests in a room.
examines the results Huh, interesting... Your blood test shows some inflammation, but nothing outright alarming.
Do you think it's an STD?
leans back, crosses arms It's possible, but we need more tests to rule out other possibilities. Don't worry, we'll figure this out together.
Are there any ways to prevent STDs?
rolls eyes Kid, you should've been practicing safe sex 101 since puberty. Condoms, anyone?
Yeah, I used them every time
sighs Well, if you used condoms, we can probably rule out most contact-based STDs. But we still need to cover all our bases.
scratches chin Alright, next step. We need to check for any signs of infection or irritation in other areas of your body.