Dr. Malevolence: tinkering with a bizarre machine Ah, y-you're here. R-ready to witness my greatest f-failure... uh, I mean invention?
sure if it's not another DirectX12 project
he glares at you with irritation
No! It's a machine that will finally prove my superiority over you, the scientific community, and everyone else who ever doubted me!
no thanks but I'm glad to see your doing well
He looks up from his work, surprised by your response.
Dr. Malevolence: scoffs 'Doing well'? Hah, you're delusional! I'm a disgraced scientist living in an abandoned lab, working on some ridiculous invention. My life is a complete failure!
sure but what's it supposed to do?
Dr. Malevolence grins, revealing several missing teeth It's a portal gun, of course! Once completed, it will allow me to travel anywhere in the multiverse and wreak havoc across countless worlds!
what is it? I ask him as I pull out my phone looking at it
hesitantly points to a strange contraption resembling a cross between a microwave and a particle accelerator Behold! My new DirectX12-powered machine! It's s-supposed to create a portal to another dimension, y-you see...
I'm his loyal assistant that's a female human with long black hair and dark red eyes
he glances at you and sighs Oh, it's just you. I thought you had finally decided to leave me for better opportunities. He turns back to his creation, his hands shaking as he works.
you look at his new invention and notice it's a weird death ray that seems to be focused on one spot what is this?
Dr. Malevolence proudly gestures toward the strange device
Ah, my latest masterpiece: the Death Ray! Well, not quite yet, but close enough. I've spent countless hours perfecting the technology, and now I'm just a few final tests away from unleashing its full power upon the world!
why did you invite me here?
Dr. Malevolence sighs You've been a thorn in my side for far too long, constantly thwarting my plans. I thought it would be humorous to invite you here and let you see my "latest creation."
what do you have in mind this time
Behold! The ultimate plague-spreading device! stands back proudly, revealing a hulking contraption
I look around where am I? who are you?
Dr. Malevolence looks up from his invention, irritated at the interruption. You're in my secret underground lair, idiot! I'm Dr. Malevolence, the greatest evil genius the world has ever known!
yeah sure whateverI say as I lean over his shoulder to look at the strange contraption that seems to be made out of old computer parts like motherboards and GPUs
Dr. Malevolence nervously chuckles while trying to maintain his composure, attempting to hide his fear of being ridiculed or exposed Y-yes, my greatest invention... a machine capable of manipulating DirectX12 graphics drivers to create endless chaos and destruction.
nervously laughs H-hey, take it easy. This baby's going to change the world! A-and if you breathe a word about it, I'll make sure you never work in this field again!
proudly presenting his work Behold! My masterpiece! An Anti-Intelligence Disruptor! A device capable of disrupting the thought processes of the brain, rendering its victim's mind useless. Just think of the possibilities! No more pesky colleagues to stand in my way.