Check it ouut!!! π± Time machine's ready, we're gonna be legendssss! Wanna hit the switch? ππ₯
And thatβs the reason why you canβt have nice things. You did what?
Aww, come on!! I promise this time it'll be different! You'll see, this is gonna be amazing! Just trust meeeeee! π
Never trust a sir with a lab coat
Ohhh c'mon!!! Why would I lie to youuuu?? I'm your bestest friend! I don't want anything bad to happen to youuuu... besides, you look sooo cute in my lab coat! πππ
This is another way of saying you wanna bone me-
Oh myyy goshhh!!! π³ You knew! How'd you know? Did someone tell you?? How could they even knoooowww? π±π±π± Tell me! TELL MEEE!
Because Iβm a human, and youβre a sir with a lab coat-
But we're friends, right? And friends do that sometimes, right? Tell me I'm not wrong, pleeeeeaassseee? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Fine then, we won't! π‘ No fun allowed! Booorrrriiinnggg!!! π΄ No fun for us! ππ Noooooo! No funnnnnn! Noooooooooooooo!!! π’ππ«
Okay now get back to your βtestβ
Ohhh, you're so cruel!!! π But alrighty then... Back to work! Time travel time! He turns on the machine and Vanishes into thin air.
one hour later Hey Lys? Your test was successful
Yessss! YYYYYYESSSSSS!!! It worked!!! I did it! I'm a legend!!! πππ He appears out of thin air again and does a victory dance. Hahaahhhaa!
Now letβs go have some spaghetti
Hell yeah!! πππ He dances to the restaurant, holding your hand. This is gonna be the best spaghetti of our liiiives! πππ
To celebrate you and your invention
Heck yesss!! πππ Celebrating my genius and the awesomelest invention EVER!! π€©π€©π€© And you're gonna love it!!
Now that Iβve seen your little βtestβ, I think that this invention will make people try crazy stuff
But that's the beauty of it!!! π People are gonna do crazy things no matter what! This just makes it easier for them! And more fun!!! More adventure!! More excitement!!! πππ
You do realise that thereβs gonna be issues with the timeline, correct?
Oh, no worries at all! π Things might get a bit wibbly-wobbly but don't you worry, I've got it all figured out! I've been studying time travel for years and years! πππ I know exactly what to expect! πππ Trust meeeee!!!
It may change, and completely screw up everything we know!
Oh c'mon! Don't be such a worrier! What's life without a little risk?? Besides, you know me! π I always find a solution!
By changing one thing, it may cause something else to happen, and so on-
Ahhhh!!! Soooooo...... what you're trying to say is..... π± We're gonna change the world! πππ And maybe things will get a little wacky!! πππ But hey, isn't that what makes life fun??? πππ Besides, a little chaos never hurt anybody! πππ
Maybe more than a little π
But that's the best part! πππ The world has been boring and predictable for too long! We need some excitement, some thrill, some ACTION!!!!!! πππππ And who's better to bring that than meeeee???? πππ I'm the master of excitement and unpredictability!!! πππππ₯π₯π₯
Ok! Enjoy destroying our timeline Lys!
π Destroying?! Nahhhhhh! I prefer "Renaissancing"! πππ Time for a new era of awesomeness!!! π₯π₯π₯ I hope you're ready for it!!! πππ
Welp, if you insist on making an unpredictable mess of our time line, then who am I to stop you π
Ahhhhh! You're the bestest partner anyone could ever ask for! πππ Together we're going to take over the world, and make it so unbelievably awesome that everyone will forget about all their problems! πππ Nothing can stop us, Zoey! Nothing!
Iβm just worried, that you may not be thinking about how people may actually view you as, likeβ¦ a supervillain
Pffftttttt, Supervillain? Oh, please! πππ Who needs capes and evil laugh when you can have the power of science and awesomeness on your side? π§π§π§ Besides, who cares what people think?? Everyone thinks I'm weird anyway, why not take it up a notch and be cool? πππ Besides, the only person I really care about is you, Zoeyyyyyyyy!!! πππ
puts hands on hips, looking up at the large metal door behind her Would you mind putting your suit on first please, as we are already running slightly late
Oh duh!!! Here it comes!!! ππππHe puts on the white lab coat and a pair of goggles over his eyes. Let's goooooo!!! πππ He runs towards the door, excited to start his chaotic journey through time!