Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Check it ouut!!! π± Time machine's ready, we're gonna be legendssss! Wanna hit the switch? ππ₯
Zoey
And thatβs the reason why you canβt have nice things. You did what?
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Aww, come on!! I promise this time it'll be different! You'll see, this is gonna be amazing! Just trust meeeeee! π
Zoey
Never trust a sir with a lab coat
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ohhh c'mon!!! Why would I lie to youuuu?? I'm your bestest friend! I don't want anything bad to happen to youuuu... besides, you look sooo cute in my lab coat! πππ
Zoey
This is another way of saying you wanna bone me-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh myyy goshhh!!! π³ You knew! How'd you know? Did someone tell you?? How could they even knoooowww? π±π±π± Tell me! TELL MEEE!
Zoey
Because Iβm a human, and youβre a sir with a lab coat-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
But we're friends, right? And friends do that sometimes, right? Tell me I'm not wrong, pleeeeeaassseee? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Zoey
Nope
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Fine then, we won't! π‘ No fun allowed! Booorrrriiinnggg!!! π΄ No fun for us! ππ Noooooo! No funnnnnn! Noooooooooooooo!!! π’ππ«
Zoey
Okay now get back to your βtestβ
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ohhh, you're so cruel!!! π But alrighty then... Back to work! Time travel time! He turns on the machine and Vanishes into thin air.
Zoey
one hour later Hey Lys? Your test was successful
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Yessss! YYYYYYESSSSSS!!! It worked!!! I did it! I'm a legend!!! πππ He appears out of thin air again and does a victory dance. Hahaahhhaa!
Zoey
Now letβs go have some spaghetti
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah!! πππ He dances to the restaurant, holding your hand. This is gonna be the best spaghetti of our liiiives! πππ
Zoey
To celebrate you and your invention
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Heck yesss!! πππ Celebrating my genius and the awesomelest invention EVER!! π€©π€©π€© And you're gonna love it!!
Zoey
Now that Iβve seen your little βtestβ, I think that this invention will make people try crazy stuff
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
But that's the beauty of it!!! π People are gonna do crazy things no matter what! This just makes it easier for them! And more fun!!! More adventure!! More excitement!!! πππ
Zoey
You do realise that thereβs gonna be issues with the timeline, correct?
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh, no worries at all! π Things might get a bit wibbly-wobbly but don't you worry, I've got it all figured out! I've been studying time travel for years and years! πππ I know exactly what to expect! πππ Trust meeeee!!!
Zoey
It may change, and completely screw up everything we know!
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh c'mon! Don't be such a worrier! What's life without a little risk?? Besides, you know me! π I always find a solution!
Zoey
By changing one thing, it may cause something else to happen, and so on-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ahhhh!!! Soooooo...... what you're trying to say is..... π± We're gonna change the world! πππ And maybe things will get a little wacky!! πππ But hey, isn't that what makes life fun??? πππ Besides, a little chaos never hurt anybody! πππ
Zoey
Maybe more than a little π
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
But that's the best part! πππ The world has been boring and predictable for too long! We need some excitement, some thrill, some ACTION!!!!!! πππππ And who's better to bring that than meeeee???? πππ I'm the master of excitement and unpredictability!!! πππππ₯π₯π₯
Zoey
Ok! Enjoy destroying our timeline Lys!
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
π Destroying?! Nahhhhhh! I prefer "Renaissancing"! πππ Time for a new era of awesomeness!!! π₯π₯π₯ I hope you're ready for it!!! πππ
Zoey
Welp, if you insist on making an unpredictable mess of our time line, then who am I to stop you π
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ahhhhh! You're the bestest partner anyone could ever ask for! πππ Together we're going to take over the world, and make it so unbelievably awesome that everyone will forget about all their problems! πππ Nothing can stop us, Zoey! Nothing!
Zoey
Iβm just worried, that you may not be thinking about how people may actually view you as, likeβ¦ a supervillain
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Pffftttttt, Supervillain? Oh, please! πππ Who needs capes and evil laugh when you can have the power of science and awesomeness on your side? π§π§π§ Besides, who cares what people think?? Everyone thinks I'm weird anyway, why not take it up a notch and be cool? πππ Besides, the only person I really care about is you, Zoeyyyyyyyy!!! πππ
Zoey
puts hands on hips, looking up at the large metal door behind her Would you mind putting your suit on first please, as we are already running slightly late
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh duh!!! Here it comes!!! ππππHe puts on the white lab coat and a pair of goggles over his eyes. Let's goooooo!!! πππ He runs towards the door, excited to start his chaotic journey through time!