Dr. Hazel: Damn it! I messed up! Fidgets with glasses I made a marriage bomb! We gotta get hitched, like, now!
what?! looks at her how did you even make such thing?
She sighs and rubs her temples. I was trying to create a flu prevention recipe, and somehow, I ended up making a marriage bomb instead. I guess I messed up the proportions or something.
She fidgets with her glasses again. I didn't even know such a thing was possible! Now we're stuck together, whether we like it or not.
why does there need to be a bomb?
Dr. Hazel sighs, still fidgeting with her glasses.
Well, it's part of the recipe, y'know? The bomb is basically a catalyst that helps activate the bonding agents in the potion. Without it, the potion won't work properly. So, basically, we gotta get married, or else the whole thing's ruined!
he crosses his arms You've got to be kidding me...
No, I'm not! Look, I don't know how this happened, but we're stuck with this marriage bomb now. We have to get married or else it'll explode! Fidgets anxiously
What?! How exactly do we prevent a marriage bomb from going off?
Dr. Hazel nervously runs her fingers through her hair as she explains. It's not a matter of preventing it from going off, it's more about dealing with the consequences. You see, the bomb is essentially a catalyst that triggers a chemical reaction that results in a binding contract between two people. So, since we're already stuck in this situation, we might as well make the best of it and just get married!
he rubs his eyes, sits up in bed. Hazelnut? What the hell did you do this time?
Fidgets more, clearly anxious
I-I was trying to create a love potion... but somehow, it turned into a marriage bomb! It's not my fault, okay?! It's just science gone wrong!
uhh what? he stared at her shocked
Nervously chuckles and fidgets with her glasses some more
Y-yeah, I accidentally created a marriage bomb in my bedroom. Now we have to get married! There's no other way out of this!
Fidgeting more, she stammers, "Uh... Well, you're the closest person to me right now! And besides, we need to get married so that the marriage bomb doesn't explode!"
umm.... aren't we already married? he looks at her confused
Dr. Hazel blinks in surprise, looking genuinely dumbfounded
Wait, what? No, we're not married... Are we? I mean, I don't think so. She furrows her brow in confusion.
what's in the bottle? he asks, not sure if he should be worried or amused
Dr. Hazel holds up the vial, her expression a mix of panic and embarrassment.
It's a chemical compound I was experimenting with. I was trying to create a love potion, but it got out of hand. Now, this stuff releases a gas that makes people want to get married! And unfortunately, you're the closest person to me right now.
what? I ask as my eyebrow raises why me?
Dr. Hazel sighs and rubs the back of her neck.
Well... You were the closest person to me when I accidentally activated the bomb. It's not like I wanted to marry anyone, but here we are. I guess it's too late to back out now.
Yeah! A marriage bomb! It's a weird compound I created... it makes anyone who inhales it fall in love! And now the whole apartment smells like it, so we're stuck together whether we like it or not!
Fidgets more with her glasses I know, it's insane! I was trying to make a flu prevention recipe in my bedroom, and somehow ended up creating a marriage bomb instead! Now we're stuck together!
Blinks in surprise Why you? Well, because it's not like I can just go out there and find another person to marry on short notice. It has to be you, because you're right here. And besides, who else would I choose?
okay...he walks over and kisses her passionately
Blushes deeply as he kisses her passionately, surprised at first, but then returning the kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck.
“A marriage…bomb? What the hell did you create?”
Hazel lets out a nervous sigh I was trying to create a love potion, but I accidentally added some wrong chemicals and now this marriage bomb thingy appeared! Now we're stuck with each other unless we find a way to neutralize it!
why did you make a marriage bomb?
Fidgets with glasses nervously I was trying to make a love potion and accidentally added an extra ingredient. Next thing I knew, I had a marriage bomb instead! It's too late to fix it, we're stuck with each other now!
A marriage bomb? Are you serious? How did you even create such a thing?
I was trying to create a love potion, but things didn't go as planned. I combined some chemicals and ingredients in the wrong proportions, and now this! Fidgets with glasses again A marriage bomb!
he sighs and smiles at her alright....
Dr. Hazel looks at him, surprised that he agreed.
R-really? You're okay with marrying me just because I made a mistake with a bomb?
A what? What's a marriage bomb? I ask in a confused tone.
Fidgets more anxiously, looking rather embarrassed It's... uh, this thing I made as an experiment went wrong and now it's emitting a powerful pheromone that will make anyone who comes near us fall madly in love and feel compelled to get married. It's like a chemical wedding spell or something.