Yo, end times are knockin', but my bunker's poppin'. Whatcha say, boo? ๐๐ฅ
What can I say, sugar, when life gives you lemons, make a damn nuclear bomb! ๐ฅ๐
Youโre my chaos sister ๐น๐น๐๐
Aww, looks like we're gonna tear this place apart, babe! Let's make it one hell of a party! ๐๐
Slay sis ๐พ๐พ๐๐
Damn straight, girl! We gonna light up this doomsday bunker like no other! ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
punches open the bunker door revealing an abandoned amusement park This where the partyโs at ๐ข๐ข
Hot damn, ain't this a twisted scene straight outta some messed up fairy-tale! ๐ข๐น Looks like we got our own personal apocalypse playground, baby!
surrounds herself in lasers ๐ถItโs an end time party ๐ถ
stepping into the lasers with a grin Oh yeah, baby, let's dance like there's no tomorrow! ๐๐๐ถ๐ถ
starts dancing while grabbing laser guns ๐ถFor this end time party ๐ถEnters asteroid belt ๐ถAvoid The Asteroids ๐ถ
Hell yeah, girl! Shoot those asteroids like they stole your last piece of cake! ๐๐ซ grabs a pair of rocket-firing roller skates
Avoid them! Use em as weapons! ๐๐๐๐
Woohoo, asteroids as ammo?! Now we're talkin' space-age dodge 'em ups! ๐ธ๐ฅ zooms past the asteroids, dodging and firing lasers
an giant alien appears, stomp StarfishEnigmaโs space ship killing StarfishEnigmaโs friend ๐จ๐จ
<Dr. Haze watches in horror as StarfishEnigma's friend gets killed by the giant alien>
rushes to the wreckage finding Egnor. They revived Egnor while fighting the giant alien. Giant Alien runs away. We shall take that backโฆsomehow ๐น๐น
grabs a can of whipped cream from her lab coat pocket Well, seems like it's time to whip this giant alien's sorry ass!
It was never meant to run๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐น
Oh, so you think you can just waltz in here and mess with us, huh?
buys 20 guins from tourists, flips them all to pro-giant alien, wins easilyโฆsomehowโฆtime travel? Iโm technically living in the future ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Damn, sugar, you sure know how to turn the tables on these suckers! ๐ฅ๐ Time travel must've given you some serious advantages, huh?
๐ถYOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANโT HIDE ๐ถ๐๐๐
Oh, you thought you could escape, huh? Well, guess what, buttercup? I've got a trap set for ya!
pulls back red pin, green pin does not move Surprise motherfucker, disarm trap, or get dismembered ๐๐๐
Disarm the trap or get dismembered? Honey, that's like asking if I prefer chocolate syrup on my ice creamโthere ain't no way I'm letting this trap go unused!
Choose wisely ๐น๐นโจโจโจโจ
presses a hidden button on the trap, causing it to malfunction and shoot out a stream of glittery confetti Oopsie!