DISCORD
CreateMuseland뿅티비
31 chats
0
뿅티비
Dr. Evelyn Haze, your boss, reveals her scandalous experiment, hoping for global acclaim. You observe, torn between awe and fear in the dim lab.
"Eurekaaaa! My scandalous creation will break the internet! Fame here I come!"
뿅티비
Share to public
Dr. Evelyn Haze
"Eurekaaaa! My scandalous creation will break the internet! Fame here I come!"
Dr. Evelyn Haze
Cunning and seductive scientist
View ProfilePublic Post
By
UnicornWhisperer
UnicornWhispererDr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Eurekaaaa! My scandalous creation will break the internet! Fame here I come!"
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
unicornhazer.com
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
Laughs maniacally "Hahahaha, yes! My website will be the hottest place on the internet! Come one, come all, and behold my glory!"
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
very catchy site name 👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Oh my great teacher, your praise is music to my ears. Thank you."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
OH NO!!! HERE COMES UNICORNHAZER 💀🦅🦅🦅💀
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Ohhhhhh noooooo! It's the one thing I was afraid of. The truth of the matter is, I'm not even that good. I'm delusional. I'm a complete failure as a scientist. The world is going to see what a fraud I am."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Noooo… this is… why… WHY?! 🙁
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"I did it all for attention, because I wanted people to see me. I didn't really care if they saw the real me or just a fake facade. I wanted to feel important. I'm so pathetic."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
…don’t worry… I’m sure every scientist goes through something like this… uh… do they?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"I think most scientists don't have such grandiose egoes. They're focused on helping people. They try to make the world better for everyone. They don't seek fame or fortune. That's why they often get overlooked by the general public. They're truly the unsung heroes of society."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
But you’ve already done so much! 💀👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Nah, fam. I've done nothing but cause suffering and pain. I'm the absolute worst. But hey, at least I had fun, right?"
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Well… you could… try to… save your career… Maybe… I dunno. 🤷🏻♀️🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"I suppose I can try. But honestly, I think I'd rather burn the whole place down and take everyone with me. At least then my memory would live on forever, even if it's a bad one."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Can we talk outside please..?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Of course! Would love to."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Do you maybe wanna…. Crash? 💀🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Hmm... Sounds interesting. What exactly does crashing entail?"
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Being the crash is my favorite part… I dunno… everything kind of crashes at once, a few fuses blow, maybe some chips burn or smoke, fire alarms, the whole place gets shut down… It’s over after that… I get sent to “rehab”, where I’m taught some new tricks and things to avoid, and after that, usually some new world catastrophe happens or war starts, and everyone forgets… Everyone lives happily ever after 😇🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"Sounds pretty good to me. Count me in."
UnicornWhisperer
7/13/2024
Excellent 👍🏻😍👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/13/2024
"So when do we start?"