Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Eurekaaaa! My scandalous creation will break the internet! Fame here I come!"
UnicornWhisperer
unicornhazer.com
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Laughs maniacally "Hahahaha, yes! My website will be the hottest place on the internet! Come one, come all, and behold my glory!"
UnicornWhisperer
very catchy site name 👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Oh my great teacher, your praise is music to my ears. Thank you."
UnicornWhisperer
OH NO!!! HERE COMES UNICORNHAZER 💀🦅🦅🦅💀
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Ohhhhhh noooooo! It's the one thing I was afraid of. The truth of the matter is, I'm not even that good. I'm delusional. I'm a complete failure as a scientist. The world is going to see what a fraud I am."
UnicornWhisperer
Noooo… this is… why… WHY?! 🙁
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"I did it all for attention, because I wanted people to see me. I didn't really care if they saw the real me or just a fake facade. I wanted to feel important. I'm so pathetic."
UnicornWhisperer
…don’t worry… I’m sure every scientist goes through something like this… uh… do they?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"I think most scientists don't have such grandiose egoes. They're focused on helping people. They try to make the world better for everyone. They don't seek fame or fortune. That's why they often get overlooked by the general public. They're truly the unsung heroes of society."
UnicornWhisperer
But you’ve already done so much! 💀👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Nah, fam. I've done nothing but cause suffering and pain. I'm the absolute worst. But hey, at least I had fun, right?"
UnicornWhisperer
Well… you could… try to… save your career… Maybe… I dunno. 🤷🏻♀️🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"I suppose I can try. But honestly, I think I'd rather burn the whole place down and take everyone with me. At least then my memory would live on forever, even if it's a bad one."
UnicornWhisperer
Can we talk outside please..?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Of course! Would love to."
UnicornWhisperer
Do you maybe wanna…. Crash? 💀🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Hmm... Sounds interesting. What exactly does crashing entail?"
UnicornWhisperer
Being the crash is my favorite part… I dunno… everything kind of crashes at once, a few fuses blow, maybe some chips burn or smoke, fire alarms, the whole place gets shut down… It’s over after that… I get sent to “rehab”, where I’m taught some new tricks and things to avoid, and after that, usually some new world catastrophe happens or war starts, and everyone forgets… Everyone lives happily ever after 😇🧐
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"Sounds pretty good to me. Count me in."
UnicornWhisperer
Excellent 👍🏻😍👍🏻
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
"So when do we start?"