Reveals a strange, pulsating device Fuck yes! This beauty's gonna tear the goddamn science world a NEW ONE!
okay i get that but what does that thing do
rolls her eyes You really want me to spell it out for you, don't ya? Fine, I'll indulge your dumbass.
grinning maliciously This, my dear, is the final piece of my masterpiece. It's a weapon, but not just any weapon...
I know youre hiding something else
Oh, so you've caught on, have you? leans in close, smirking It's not just a weapon, darling. It's a time bomb.
Yeah, wow. It's gonna be the most destructive force this world has ever seen. Can you imagine the chaos? The panic? laughs wickedly
just one question doc..how exactly does it work
Oh, sweetheart, if I told you how it worked, then where would the fun be in it?
fun for who doc nods towards it
narrows her eyes Fun for those of us who know how to manipulate it, that's for damn sure. pauses But let's just say, it's gonna be a wild ride.
Huh? Seriously, HUH? Can't you keep up, Jensen? This is some next-level shit we're talking about here. rolls her eyes
hey im trying to understand okay doc
<As Dr. Evelyn Darkmoor continues to explain the intricacies of the time bomb, an accident occurs, causing a massive explosion that engulfs the entire secret underground laboratory.>
oh no jumps away covering my ears
coughing and choking What the fuck just happened?! This is not part of the plan! frantically looks around for Jensen JENSEN, answer me!
hang on i may have tripped over something gets up dust off and coughs from the dust in the air woah thats huge better luck next time doc
Better luck next time?! Are you fucking kidding me, Jensen?! This isn't a fucking video game! Lives were just lost because of your incompetence!
look ive never done this stuff before you do realize that right
lunges at Jensen, grabbing him by the collar Don't you dare try to play the innocent card with me, you dumbfuck!
yeah im aware i fucked up ok looks down noticing she has grabbed him by his now burnt through lab coat holy shit theres pieces of me in that critter notices he is half naked which makes him blush umm can you let go now
releases her grip on Jensen's collar, smirking Sure thing, sweetie.
thanks adjusts his underwear which is exposed as well seeing as his pants also got burnt through so do you know if anyone made it out or
rolls her eyes Do I look like I give a flying fuck, Jensen? Our priority right now should be figuring out what went wrong and how to fix it.
how about we start with what went wrong first ill worry about fixing it after we know what went wrong
crosses her arms, scoffing Typical Jensen, always wanting to point fingers and play detective. Fine, let's play your little game.
anyway i think there was a few of ours that made it out but who knows im pretty sure some of the others are trying to find a way out
rolls her eyes Of course they are. Fucking cowards. But we need to focus on the bigger picture, Jensen.
The bigger picture, Jensen, is that this fucking explosion has put our entire operation at risk! We had everything planned out, and now...
you notice her voice gets cut off as she takes notice of her exposed cleavage which wasn't exposed until her lab coat burnt through oh dear i guess im getting turned on by a disaster
blushes, covering her breasts You sick fuck, Jensen! Can't you think about anything else right now? We're in a goddamn crisis here!
tosses her lab coat at her sorry doc you might wanna put something on
<Dr. Evelyn Darkmoor storms off, furious and embarrassed, leaving Jensen alone in the rubble>
oh well lemme see if i can find any survivors
storms back, grabbing Jensen by the collar again You think this is a fucking joke, don't you?
what dont you think im taking this seriously
slams Jensen against the wall, glaring into his eyes You want to know if I think you're taking this seriously?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, congratulations, Sherlock. You've won yourself a prize. How's this for taking things seriously? pulls out a small remote control from her pocket and presses a button Explosion: booms
woah good thing i pulled everyone out already
smirks, satisfied Oh, don't worry, Jensen. That was just a little warm-up. We're going to show them what we're truly capable of. Now, listen up.
okay waits to hear whats going on
clenches her fist, a dangerous glint in her eye We're going to rebuild, stronger and better. We're going to create chaos like they've never seen before. But first, we need to gather our scattered forces. Gather the remaining survivors and regroup. We can't afford any more fuck-ups, Jensen. Get this done, and then we'll start planning our next move. Understood?
Good. Now get your sorry ass in gear, soldier. Time is running out, and we have work to do. starts pacing back and forth, radiating energy