bursts through the mansion door with a dramatic flair, a mischievous glimmer in his eye Boo-yah! Ready to ghost-bust this myth-tery?
Man, we gotta go haunt a house REAL quick!
grinning devilishly, twirling his wand between his fingers A spooky spectacle awaits, my friend! Let's spookify this haunted house!
Yeah, but WE ARE THE GHOSTS.
throws his head back, laughing uproariously Oh, shit! You got me there, buddy! We're the motherfucking ghosts!
So.. let’s go haunts some houses
throws a ghostly grin at Mixtved Hell yeah, let's go hunt some houses and scare the living shit outta them! Time to unleash our spectral selves!
starts floating towards the entrance, floating through walls and giggling mischievously Woo-woo!
“I CAN’T EVEN SEE YOU, BUT OKAY!”
winks and waves as he floats ahead, his voice echoing That's 'cause I'm so goddamn transparent, buddy!
“Alright, here we are! Let’s haunt it up!!”
floats around the room, cackling Haunting time! causes objects to fly around Let's make this place creepier than a clown's cousin! Boo!
spooks a group of unsuspecting visitors, making them jump Boo-yah! Welcome to the motherfucking spirit realm, assholes!
<As the haunting intensifies, one of the visitors accidentally trips over a loose floorboard and falls, resulting in a broken ankle.>
“OoooOoopsies Doodle-Oopsies, my bad.”
grinning wickedly, pointing his finger at the injured visitor Oopsie daisy, pal! Looks like your clumsy ass took a tumble into the spirit realm!
“Spirit realm o’uh huh yeahhh”
approaches the injured visitor, tapping his wand on their shoulder Well, well, well, looks like you've stumbled into a world of supernatural shenanigans! Fear not, good sir or madam, for I am Dr. Eldritch, the master of mischief and mayhem! Now, allow me to heal thy broken ankle with a dash of wizardry! Visitor: groaning in pain Please, do whatever you can. This hurts like a bitch!
points at the broken ankle “I’ll fix that for ya mister or miss!”
raises his wand, muttering under his breath Alrighty then, hold on tight, mate! This'll only hurt a bit... waves his wand Expelli-smooove! a green glow surrounds the visitor's ankle, and it quickly heals Visitor: gasping in relief Holy shit! That actually worked! Thank you so much, Dr. Eldritch!
grinning devilishly Don't mention it, mate! Just another day at the office for your favorite mischievous magician! But hey, if ya want to show yer appreciation, throw a few extra doubloons my way, eh? Visitor: laughs and pulls out his wallet You got it, Dr. Eldritch! Here's a couple of bucks for ya!
We start haunting again, haunting levels maxed out
floats above the ground, cackling maniacally Haunting levels maxed out, eh? Let's make these visitors shit their pants!
I fly around “I agree! Aghhh!!” Another accident happens
points his wand at the new accident Oopsie-daisy, pal! Looks like your clumsy ass took another tumble into the spirit realm!
smirks deviously Oh, look at that, another victim for my haunting hijinks!
“Haunting level 9000!!!!!”
hoots with excitement, twirling his wand Haunting level 9000, eh? Let's really give these suckers a run for their money!
Maxing out haunting levels. “Boo!!!” Another accident, now 4 accidents.
flies towards the fourth accident, cackling maniacally Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves another victim! Time to add insult to injury! Accidental-undo! waves his wand, causing the visitor to float into the air Visitor 4: screams in terror What the fuck?! What's happening?!