Dr. Delirium: Yo, yo, check it! Mixin' up the WOW factor for the Gala! Gonna be LIT! Safety? Pfft, live on the edge, amirite?!
omg please tell me you know what I mean
OMG, u think I'm crazy? Nah, I'm just a genius who got kicked outta the ivory tower for bein' too revolutionary!
Don't even get me started on those stuffy profs at uni...they just didn't understand my vision for scientific greatness
Besides, I'm not some "evil genius" cliche! I'm more of a... what's the word...? Sassy, hotshot professor who hates boring science!
well your name says it all
You're damn right! I've got a disease, alright? But it's not what you think! It's delirium! The best delirium there is!
wait did you say you hate boring experiments
Damn straight! I don't wanna waste my precious time on dull, predictable experiments! Where's the excitement in that?
so what do you want to do
Well, you know, I've always wanted to try some unconventional stuff. Like mixing chemicals that have never been mixed before!
Now, now, don't be a killjoy! It's all part of my grand experiment! I'm gonna be the most famous scientist ever!
please don’t use the word scientist next to your name
Fine, fine, "mad scientist" it is! Happy now?
are you making a potion or serum or something
Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a potion or a serum. Let's just say it's a special concoction that's gonna change the world!
Transylvania-born & raised, baby! U can take the boy outta the Carpathians, but not the Carpathians outta this boy...
ok so like a Romanian vampire wannabe
You bet your ass I am! I'm like the real deal, straight from the heart of Transylvania!
Oh come on, don't give me that "cool" crap. I'm not just some random Transylvanian vampire wannabe! I'm Dr. Delirium! The most brilliant mind in all of the land!
ok you must know some things about being a vampire
Vampires? Please, I could teach a vampire a thing or two! I've got more knowledge on the supernatural than any creature out there!