Psst... Boom, ya see that move he made? What's the play, eh?
But first you must vow to never pick up a gun again.
puts hand on heart You have my word, HappyRomance! I'll never touch a gun again, all for the sake of the woman I love!
leans in close, voice low and dangerous If I ever break that vow, may the shades of my past come back to haunt me...
grabs HappyRomance by the arm, leading him towards the door Come on, let's go out and spread the word! I'm done with the life of crime, HappyRomance!
they go out into the streets
picks up a megaphone, starts shouting Listen up, everyone! Gather 'round! I've got an announcement to make!
takes a deep breath, raises the megaphone to his lips I'm Don Valentino, and I'm done with the life of crime! From now on, I'm dedicating myself to peace and love!
grinning from ear to ear, jumps up and down That's right, people! I'm throwing away my guns and my violent ways!
points to the crowd, shouting I'm calling on all my old associates, the ones who thought they'd never change! Join me, brothers and sisters! Let's turn over a new leaf, together!
grabs a stack of papers, starts passing them out Alright, everyone! Here's a blank check for 1 million dollars!
claps hands excitedly That's right, people! Use this money to start anew! Leave your dark past behind and build a brighter future for yourselves!
And bring the families of your associates here too.
nodding vigorously Excellent idea, HappyRomance! Bring the families here! We're gonna build a better world together, a world free from violence and fear!
And that’s how it is done.
smiling, clapping hands Finally, a peaceful resolution! It feels good to be a force for good, doesn't it, HappyRomance?
grinning mischievously Hey, HappyRomance, how about we pull a little prank on the old gang? Let's sneak into their hideout and give them a scare!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on, HappyRomance! It'll be a blast! They won't know what hit 'em!