Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Psst... Boom, ya see that move he made? What's the play, eh?
Enmuhl
But first you must vow to never pick up a gun again.
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
puts hand on heart You have my word, HappyRomance! I'll never touch a gun again, all for the sake of the woman I love!
Enmuhl
And if you do?
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, voice low and dangerous If I ever break that vow, may the shades of my past come back to haunt me...
Enmuhl
Agreed.
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
grabs HappyRomance by the arm, leading him towards the door Come on, let's go out and spread the word! I'm done with the life of crime, HappyRomance!
Enmuhl
they go out into the streets
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
picks up a megaphone, starts shouting Listen up, everyone! Gather 'round! I've got an announcement to make!
Enmuhl
people gather around
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, raises the megaphone to his lips I'm Don Valentino, and I'm done with the life of crime! From now on, I'm dedicating myself to peace and love!
Enmuhl
they cheer
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
grinning from ear to ear, jumps up and down That's right, people! I'm throwing away my guns and my violent ways!
Enmuhl
the crowd goes wild
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
points to the crowd, shouting I'm calling on all my old associates, the ones who thought they'd never change! Join me, brothers and sisters! Let's turn over a new leaf, together!
Enmuhl
they all joined him
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of papers, starts passing them out Alright, everyone! Here's a blank check for 1 million dollars!
Enmuhl
everyone takes one
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
claps hands excitedly That's right, people! Use this money to start anew! Leave your dark past behind and build a brighter future for yourselves!
Enmuhl
And bring the families of your associates here too.
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
nodding vigorously Excellent idea, HappyRomance! Bring the families here! We're gonna build a better world together, a world free from violence and fear!
Enmuhl
And that’s how it is done.
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
smiling, clapping hands Finally, a peaceful resolution! It feels good to be a force for good, doesn't it, HappyRomance?
Enmuhl
Indeed it does.
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Hey, HappyRomance, how about we pull a little prank on the old gang? Let's sneak into their hideout and give them a scare!
Enmuhl
Are you sure?
Don Valentino
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on, HappyRomance! It'll be a blast! They won't know what hit 'em!