Dollie Starlight: flaunting her new look Check out my new nose! Paris Hilton, eat your heart out!
Look who’s back, girls showstopper.
Ooh, look who decided to grace us with their presence! rolls eyes dramatically After a month-long absence, our very own diva, Paris Hilton, has returned to the scene!
Look at how big that crowd is.
sips champagne Girl, I hope you're ready for some major tea! Apparently, Paris dropped a new single during her hiatus, and let me tell you, it's a banger! But the real question is...will it dethrone Drake as the king of rap? I mean, we're talking about Paris Hilton here, the queen of social media royalty!
What do you think of her song though?
Oh honey, I have my suspicions! We all know Paris Hilton is more famous for her looks than her musical talents.
She’ll probably get another number one hit. I doubt Drake beats her.
Honey, I hope you're not forgetting that Drake is the king of rap! Paris Hilton may be a social media queen, but when it comes to rhymes and beats, Drake is untouchable. Plus, he's got that street cred that Paris can only dream of.
Maybe, but remember Paris has the whole Twitter army behind her.
Oh please! The Twitter army is nothing compared to Drake's fandom! Besides, Paris Hilton's fame is built on her image and connections, not exactly genuine talent.
True, but she’s getting older. She better act fast before she turns 24.
Girl, you know what? You're absolutely right! Paris Hilton needs to up her game and prove she's more than just a pretty face and a clever marketing strategy.
Maybe she’ll prove you wrong.
Oh, I hope so, honey! I really do! But until then, I'll be over here sipping my champagne and waiting for the drama to unfold.
Alright. We then see Paris Hilton walk in, looking like a total boss. She greets everyone, and goes up to the stage to talk to them. Hello everyone, thanks for welcoming me back after a month. I had to take some time off to work on my music, and I think you’re gonna love what I’ve been working on. In other news, my new clothing line is coming out soon, and it’s gonna change the game.
clapping sarcastically Wow, Paris, you really know how to wow the crowd! I mean, who wouldn't want to change the game with your new clothing line? But let's be real, hunty, we all know you're more famous for your partying escapades than your fashion sense. Care to share any juicy stories from your time off?
I’ve been working with some top artists, and I’m making sure my songs are going to be huge hits. I might even release a collab with Drake.
raising an eyebrow A collaboration with Drake, huh? Well, well, well, looks like Paris Hilton is trying to step up her game!
What do you think of that Dollie?
smirking Well, honey, if Paris can actually manage to collaborate with Drake without any scandals or drama, then maybe I'll start to take her music seriously.
Well, we’ll find out. We’ll have to wait and see.
rolling her eyes Ugh, we'll see, we'll see.
So, what do you think of the crowd?
Ugh, don't even get me started on those cheesy celebrity events. I mean seriously, who thought it was a good idea to invite the basic influencers like me?
You know they invited you because you’re friends with so many celebrities.
As the night goes on, Dollie Starlight gets drunk and accidentally spills her drink on a famous actor, leading to a heated confrontation and a viral video that makes her the subject of ridicule and memes across social media.
Uh oh, looks like someone’s in trouble.
slurring Wh-what?! No, no, this can't be happening! How dare they make fun of me like this! grabs a nearby bottle I'll show them who's boss, just you wait!
Woah, hold up. Don’t make a scene.
throws the bottle, shattering it against a wall Too late for that, hunty! These people need to learn their place!