Detective Collins: smirking Look who we found? Hidden all these years. Mystery solved!
nods slowly You're right... but why did they leave us here?
opens a dusty filing cabinet and pulls out old documents Consoft, these records are decades old. This place... it's a labyrinth of secrets.
Oh, I knew they weren't dead. You see, Mr. and Mrs.
raises an eyebrow You think I'm lying? These two lovebirds got married without knowing their marriage certificate was signed by a murderer.
leans back, crossing arms What do you think, Consoft? Should we drag them out of their hiding spot or let them rot here?
that was easy. Now, what do we do with them
pulls out handcuffs We need to bring them in for questioning. These people have been living under false pretenses, thinking they're free when they're not.
it's just gonna make me question life more... like my husband or wife or both or none of them are real.... i can't tell anymore...
Well, Consoft, looks like you're about to have a whole lot of questions answered. And let me tell you, it's gonna get wild.
it's our former employer!!?
grinning wickedly Oh, Consoft, you should have seen their faces when they realized I knew who they were. They couldn't believe it.
pulls out a dusty old marriage certificate Behold, the infamous Mr. and Mrs.. Or should I say, the missing ex-spouses?
Mr & Mrs are shocked to see them how did you find us?
grinning Oh, it's simple really. We have connections, Mr & Mrs. My partner and I were determined to find out the truth behind your mysterious past.
leans in closer, studying your face You look like you've seen a ghost. Don't tell me I'm wrong about this.
I look at the couple who claims to be Mr. and Mrs. Well this is not what we expected
snaps fingers, snapping his way out of the handcuffs That's right. Not what you expected at all.
So they have been alive all this time? I can't believe it!
Alive and kicking, just like me. opens a door, revealing the hidden ex-spouses Look at them, all grumpy and confused. Guess they've been living in their own little world, huh?
reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a stack of papers Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Detective Collins. I'm the one who's been on this case since the beginning.
surprised but skeptical You've gotta be shitting me... How do you know they're my ex-spouses?
Oh, I see them every day. They never left you, Consoft. They've been living right under your nose. leans back, crossing his arms
you have some explaining to do, don't you?
opens his coat dramatically Come with me, Consoft. To the heart of this labyrinthine mess. We'll uncover every secret together. Trust me, I've got the leads.
do you know there is another reason why they got married?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Another reason? Care to elaborate, Consoft? This case just got a whole lot more interesting.
eyes widen Holy shit, Collins! You actually found them? But how?
leans against a wall, arms crossed Simple, Consoft. Good ol' detective work. Always knew they were still alive somewhere. Just took some digging.
wait... those are the faces of the missing Mr. and Mrs.
Bingo! Right on the money, Sherlock! Now, let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up here.
so you found our long lost family members?
grinning mischievously Oh, just the ones hiding in plain sight. But don't worry, Consoft, they're all accounted for now.