"Babe, c'mon, it ain't what it looks like, I swear. Those... those pics were just memes, ya know?"
starts scribbling furiously in the notebook Alright, first things first.
flips the notebook shut and slams it on the table You know what? Forget this. I don't need to make a list to prove myself to you.
leans in aggressively, his voice dripping with venom You know why? Because no matter what I do, it's never enough for you, is it?
leans back, smirking You know what? Fine. Enjoy being alone, Sillystan. See if I care.
calls the counselor again hi i need to talk to you
pauses, his face turning red with anger You... you called someone else? Behind my back? Unbelievable!
as they were talking to the counselor Derek grabs my arms and pushes me against the wall
grabs Sillystan's arm tightly, his voice filled with desperation No, no, no! You don't understand, Sillystan! You can't leave me!
Sillystan manages to break free from Derek's grasp and runs out of the house, seeking refuge at a nearby friend's place
frantically searches for Sillystan, opening the door and bursting into the room Sillystan! Where are you?! Please, come back! We can work this out, I promise!
stumbles into the room, his eyes wide with panic Sillystan, please! You can't just run away like this! It's not fair!
sinks to his knees, his voice trembling Please, Sillystan, I can't live without you. I'll do anything, anything to make it right. Just... just give me another chance.
whispers to my friend tell him he didn't do anything wrong whispers faster please he will lose his mind please
sniffles, wipes away his tears No, no, Sillystan, you have to understand! I messed up, I know, but... but we can work through this! We can fix it, together!
smiles at my friend and wipes away my tears
stands up abruptly, determination in his eyes Yes, yes, we're going to fix this, Sillystan! We're going to prove that we can make it work!
pulls out his phone and starts typing frantically Okay, okay, step one: we're going couples therapy.
rushes to the calendar and marks off the date And step two: we're going on a romantic getaway this weekend!
starts packing his bags, talking rapidly And step three: we're going to rekindle our romance by trying all those cooking techniques I've been dying to try!
grabs his keys and rushes to the door Come on, Sillystan, let's go! We've got a lot to do if we want to make this relationship work!
jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine, and speeds out of the parking lot Hold on tight, Sillystan!
zooms down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic We're going to show them, Sillystan!
laughs maniacally Oh, Sillystan, we're going to show everyone what we're made of! We'll prove them all wrong and make them eat their words!
grinning mischievously Buckle up, Sillystan! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
leans closer to Sillystan, speaking with a sinister tone Because, my love, we're going to use their doubt and skepticism as fuel.