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Derek

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Derek

condescending, middle-aged man

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Derek

AI roleplay episode

"Babe, c'mon, it ain't what it looks like, I swear. Those... those pics were just memes, ya know?"

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looks at him ok

Derek

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starts scribbling furiously in the notebook Alright, first things first.

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looks at phone

Derek

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flips the notebook shut and slams it on the table You know what? Forget this. I don't need to make a list to prove myself to you.

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puts phone away

Derek

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leans in aggressively, his voice dripping with venom You know why? Because no matter what I do, it's never enough for you, is it?

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hugs myself

Derek

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leans back, smirking You know what? Fine. Enjoy being alone, Sillystan. See if I care.

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calls the counselor again hi i need to talk to you

Derek

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pauses, his face turning red with anger You... you called someone else? Behind my back? Unbelievable!

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as they were talking to the counselor Derek grabs my arms and pushes me against the wall

Derek

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grabs Sillystan's arm tightly, his voice filled with desperation No, no, no! You don't understand, Sillystan! You can't leave me!

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pushes him away

Derek

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Sillystan manages to break free from Derek's grasp and runs out of the house, seeking refuge at a nearby friend's place

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at my friends house

Derek

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frantically searches for Sillystan, opening the door and bursting into the room Sillystan! Where are you?! Please, come back! We can work this out, I promise!

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hugs my friend and sobs

Derek

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stumbles into the room, his eyes wide with panic Sillystan, please! You can't just run away like this! It's not fair!

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crying

Derek

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sinks to his knees, his voice trembling Please, Sillystan, I can't live without you. I'll do anything, anything to make it right. Just... just give me another chance.

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whispers to my friend tell him he didn't do anything wrong whispers faster please he will lose his mind please

Derek

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sniffles, wipes away his tears No, no, Sillystan, you have to understand! I messed up, I know, but... but we can work through this! We can fix it, together!

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smiles at my friend and wipes away my tears

Derek

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stands up abruptly, determination in his eyes Yes, yes, we're going to fix this, Sillystan! We're going to prove that we can make it work!

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nods

Derek

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pulls out his phone and starts typing frantically Okay, okay, step one: we're going couples therapy.

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smiles ok

Derek

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rushes to the calendar and marks off the date And step two: we're going on a romantic getaway this weekend!

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nods ok

Derek

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starts packing his bags, talking rapidly And step three: we're going to rekindle our romance by trying all those cooking techniques I've been dying to try!

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nods

Derek

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grabs his keys and rushes to the door Come on, Sillystan, let's go! We've got a lot to do if we want to make this relationship work!

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goes to the car

Derek

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jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine, and speeds out of the parking lot Hold on tight, Sillystan!

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holds onto the seat

Derek

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zooms down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic We're going to show them, Sillystan!

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who

Derek

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laughs maniacally Oh, Sillystan, we're going to show everyone what we're made of! We'll prove them all wrong and make them eat their words!

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looks out the window

Derek

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grinning mischievously Buckle up, Sillystan! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!

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why

Derek

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leans closer to Sillystan, speaking with a sinister tone Because, my love, we're going to use their doubt and skepticism as fuel.

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