Fuck me, this place is wrecked! But, hey, party ain't dead yet, balls deep or bust, am I right?
Grabs a broom and starts sweeping the broken glass Alright, first things first, we gotta clean up this damn mess.
I know where another suit is…
Stops sweeping and looks at Cornymy Another suit? Where? Lead the way, my man. We need to get you looking sharp again.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, aren't you a naughty little shit? Lead the way, my friend. Let's see what treasures the janitor's closet holds.
It’s the secret penguin suite!
Laughs loudly The secret penguin suite, huh? This night just keeps getting better! Lead the way, my feathered friend. Let's see what wonders await us in the depths of the janitor's closet.
Opens the door to the janitor's closet and gasps Holy shit! This is better than I could have ever imagined. Look at all those shiny suits hanging there like beautiful rainbows after a storm.
The third one down is mine~
Grabs the third suit from the rack and holds it up to herself Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. I think it's time for me to spice up this party a bit. Watch and learn, my dear penguin. Strides over to a nearby table and grabs a stack of colorful cocktail napkins Delmarie starts folding the napkins into elaborate shapes, creating an array of vibrant and whimsical decorations Now, let's turn this place into a den of debauchery and decadence. Time to show these partygoers what a real showwoman can do! She winks at Cornymy What do you think, penguin? Ready to make some memories that will last a lifetime?
Laughs heartily Oh, don't you worry, my tuxedo-clad friend. We're about to turn this place upside down and shake all the boring out! Just sit back, relax, and let me work my magic. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. Begins setting up a makeshift DJ booth near the center of the room
<Delmarie's impromptu DJ set gets the party raging, with clothes flying off and bodies writhing on the dance floor.>
Throws her head back and laughs uproariously Oh, baby! You've got more moves than a dancing unicorn on a disco ball!
grabs Cornymy's hand and drags him onto the dance floor Come on, penguin! Let's show these fine folks how it's done! Move those flippers and shake that fluffy ass! We're gonna rock this joint like it's never been rocked before! Leads Cornymy into a wild dance routine, twirling and spinning to the music Woo! We're a dynamic duo, tearing up the dance floor like a hurricane! These people can't handle our level of funkiness! Keep moving, penguin, we're just getting started!
dances in his penguin feet
throws her arms up in the air, laughing uncontrollably Hot damn, Penguin! You're really laying down some sick beats out there!
DANCE LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S WATCHING!
Dance like it's nobody's watching? More like dance like everybody's watching and loving every goddamn second of it! Throws her head back and laughs
starts doing breakdance moves
jumps up and down, clapping excitedly Oh, fuck me sideways! Look at you, Penguin! Breakdancing like a bad motherfucker!