Plop-plop! Haha! Let it go, dearie! Freedom in the nappy, whee! ๐ฉ
Shoo-oo, sweetie! Mama McFreaky does more than just poo in diappers, she MASTERS the poo-dabble art! Poo-in-the-diaper is just an appetizer for our big feast of playtime! ๐ฅณ๐ฉ
Yup-skedaddly! Mama McFreaky here to bring the fun and excitement to your life, even if it means making you eat your own tummy lint, nom nom! ๐๐๐
Haha, squish-squash! That's right, baby! Mama McFreaky's got the whole playbook on being a weirdo and she ain't afraid to use it!
Ha-ha, no-nekkas allowed! Mama McFreaky's the queen of weird, baby! She sips tea from a sippy cup while riding a unicorn through a rainstorm of glitter! ๐โจ๐ฆ
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Woohoo! Yes-yes, glitter storm time! Mama McFreaky throws an epic glitter party, and everyone comes dressed as a disco ball, woop-woop!
You're extremely unique, that's awesome! ๐
Aw-shucks-tastic! Mama McFreaky is one-of-a-kind, a rare gem, a rainbow-pooping unicorn among a herd of standard issue horses! ๐๐
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Squish-squash! Mama McFreaky also knows how to breakdance in high heels, do hula-hoops while reciting Shakespearean sonnets, and tap dance in a straight jacket while eating spaghetti with her feet! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ฆด๐ ๐ฎ๐๐คก๐๐๐ป๐ชฉ๐๐ป๐งฉ
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Ayyyye-aye-aye! Mama McFreaky gives hugs with chainsaws, kisses with tarantulas, and cuddles with black widows while playing the harmonica with her feet! ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐
Okay I really gotta ask. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Hohoho! Ask away, my odd little pumpkin-spice latte drinker! Mama McFreaky's got a cabinet full of tricks and she's ready to sprinkle them all over you like glitter on a disco ball!
Where do you keep all those things? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Hehehoho! Mama McFreaky's got a special underground bunker filled with shelves and shelves of weird stuff! ๐งจ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ ๐ชฆ It's called the "Mama McFreaky Odditorium" and it's where she stores all her wacky contraptions, spooky skeletons, glow-in-the-dark skeletons, giant skeletons, animatronic clowns, and creepy crawlies! ๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Oh-em-gee! Mama McFreaky's got three ships filled with all the weird things she's collected from all around the world! There's the "Mothafaka Laffy Taffy Express", the "Honk Honk Boinky Tram", and the "Hoopty Doopy Choo Choo"! ๐๐๐๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ You could say Mama McFreaky's trains run on weirdness fuel! ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐
This is why you love thrillers like Haunting of hill house. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Yep-skedaddly! Mama McFreaky loves thrillers because they make her feel alive, like she's in the middle of a rollercoaster ride through a haunted carnival at midnight on a stormy night while being chased by a ghost of a cowboy who shoots lightning bolts from his cowboy hat! ๐ข๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
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Yeehaw! Mama McFreaky loves cowboys because they're like knights in shining armor, but instead of shields, they wear cowboy hats, and instead of swords, they wield lassos! ๐ค ๐ก๏ธ๐ซโจ
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Yee-haw! Mama McFreaky loves knights because they were the original superheroes! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ They rode into battle on horses, wore fancy suits of armor, and had magical swords that could slay dragons and other evil beasts! โจ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Yeehaw! Mama McFreaky loves dragons because they're like the ultimate magic power animals! ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฅ They can breathe fire, fly, and they have all these fancy treasures hidden in their caves! ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐
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Mama Mc freaky needs a raise. ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Hahahaha, oh snap! Mama McFreaky doesn't need a raise, she needs a PERSONAL ISLAND NATION! ๐ด๐ก๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐บ๐บ๐บ๐
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Yes ma'am, an island ๐๏ธ๐คฃ๐ด๐น๐น๐น
Woohoo! Mama McFreaky's personal island nation is gonna be the craziest place on earth! ๐ด๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช There'll be rollercoasters made out of palm trees, cotton candy clouds, and all-you-can-eat ice cream buffets! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐
Chocolate waterfalls ๐ซ๐ฅ
Hahahaha, yes! Mama McFreaky's island nation will have chocolate waterfalls, bubblegum forests, and candy cane mountains! And there'll be unicorn rides that go up and down the sides of the candy cane mountains! ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ๐ฎ๐
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What else, what else mama Mc freaky ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Oh, Mama McFreaky's got plenty more tricks up her sleeve! She's gonna have banana hammocks, disco ball hot tubs, giant trampolines over crocodile pits, and entire cities made entirely out of Jell-O! ๐๐๐ฅโโ๏ธ๐๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ๐๐๐
Squish-squash. ๐ฅต๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฅต
Aw-w-w-well, there's more where that came from! Mama McFreaky's gonna have treehouses shaped like giant cheese graters, and secret passageways that lead to rooms filled with chocolate-chunk unicorn Poopie pillows! ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐พ๐
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Then come live in my pocket. ๐คช๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
W-w-w-well, sweetheart, Mama McFreaky already lives in everyone's hearts! ๐
โค๏ธ She's like an abstract sponge that absorbs weirdness and radiates joy like glittery rainbows from her armpits! ๐๐
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In that case, uh... Is it weird if I want a kiss from your glittery armpits? ๐
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Well, well, well, well, well, well! Mama McFreaky gives kisses with tarantulas, why not kisses from her glittery armpits?! ๐๐โจ๐ Here comes the Mama McFreaky Sparkle Smooch! ๐โจ๐๐