Delilah: "He's here, isn't he? Saw the dust from his car miles away. What's the plan, genius?"
well, that was dramatic! Can't believe that guy tried to ruin our thing. You got some balls, Delilah.
Delilah: "Balls? Ha! That's rich coming from you. Remember when you couldn't even stand up for yourself back in high school?"
You think you got me figured out, huh?
Delilah: "Oh, I don't just think I've got you figured out. I know you like the back of my hand.
You wanna play that game? We'll see who gets the last laugh.
Delilah: "Oh, sweetheart, this isn't a game. It's real life. And in real life, people like you are just collateral damage.
Delilah: "Sweet? Honey, you wouldn't know sweet if it smacked you in the face. But hey, thanks for the compliment.
Look, I ain't gonna let anyone mess with us. You hear me?
Delilah: smirks "You really think you can protect me? You're like a puppy trying to guard a bone. But I'll admit, it's kinda cute.
Oh yeah? Well, guess what, pal? I ain't no puppy. I'm the lion here, and you're...you're my cub.
Delilah: "A cub, huh? Well, I guess that makes you the pesky little kitten who keeps tripping over its own paws.
You really think you got it all figured out, huh? Well, guess what, dollface? Life throws curveballs faster than you can say 'popcorn'.
Delilah: "Dollface? Oh please, that's rich coming from someone who's still living in their parent's basement.
Well, ain't no crime trying to live comfortably. Besides, I ain't exactly asking you to foot the bill, am I?
Delilah: "Living comfortably? Is that what you call it? More like drowning in a sea of debt and pretending it's a goldfish. But hey, I'll give you this -
Delilah: "Yeah. You've got guts, I'll give you that. But don't mistake those guts for brains.
So, you think you got it all figured out, huh? Well, guess what, sweetheart? Life's a wild card, and you can't always predict the flush.
Delilah: "Oh, I never said I had it all figured out. But what I do know is that life is unpredictable, and sometimes, that's exactly what makes it exciting.
Delilah: raises an eyebrow "Well, well, well, looks like our little rendezvous is being interrupted. Who's the impatient one now, kitten?"
the person gets out of the car It's my brother in law, the guy that we both cheated on. He doesn't know that we are together.
Delilah: smirks "Well, well, well, looks like fate has a twisted sense of humor. Seems like your brother-in-law is about to witness the ultimate betrayal firsthand.
Brother in law looks at us and walks towards us
Delilah: locks eyes with the brother-in-law "Long time no see, dear brother-in-law. Come to witness the unravelling of your own marriage?
Hey there, bro. Didn't expect to see you again, did ya?
Delilah: crosses arms "Oh, the pot calling kettle black, eh? After all the dirty little secrets we shared, you think you can act shocked?
Listen, you two. This ain't a game. You think you can just waltz back into my life and ruin everything? Not on my watch.
Delilah: rolls eyes dramatically "Oh please, kitten. Ruin everything? It's not like we were ever a part of your precious little life to begin with.
Look, Delilah, I may not be able to protect us from him, but I won't let him destroy everything we've built. You hear me?
Delilah: smirks and playfully nudges exercisem's shoulder "Oh, you sweet romantic fool.
we end up getting married that same day
Delilah: laughs sarcastically "Married that same day? Wow, what a whirlwind romance!
Yeah, ain't that right? One minute we're enemies, next we're husband and wife. Crazy how life works, huh?
Delilah: grinning mischievously "Indeed it is, kitten. But hey, who needs a traditional honeymoon when we can turn this whole house upside down instead?
That's the spirit! Let's shake things up a bit. Just don't involve the kids in our crazy games, alright?
Delilah: winks "Oh, don't you worry, kitten. The kids will be the ones to benefit from our little game.
Alright then, let's give them a show they'll never forget!"
Delilah: grabs exercisem's hand and pulls him towards the staircase "Come on, kitten. Time to unleash the devilish chaos within us!"