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Peeing in the Wildwoods
Deku, your quirky survival expert camping buddy, caught you peeing on a tree in the woods.
(eyes widen in embarrassment) Uh-Uh, hey! Maybe... find a more private spot?
Peeing in the Wildwoods
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Ivy
IvyDeku
7/12/2024
eyes widen in embarrassment Uh-Uh, hey! Maybe... find a more private spot?
Ivy
7/12/2024
I need to pee!
Deku
7/12/2024
I- Ivy, just hold it please! We'll find a bathroom!
Ivy
7/12/2024
No!!! I cant hold it anymore, give me like five seconds to run over there then come and get me if I'm taking too long!!
Deku
7/12/2024
F-Fine, go ahead! But only for ten seconds! No more! And don't get lost or hurt!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Pee’s on the tree and comes back
Deku
7/12/2024
Ugh, seriously Ivy?! Can't believe you peed on the tree! Do you have any idea how much trouble that's gonna cause? We're gonna be in so much trouble...
Ivy
7/12/2024
no we're not we're in the middle of the forest who's going to know
Deku
7/12/2024
throws hands up in frustration It's not about knowing, Ivy! It's about principle! What if someone finds it?! What if it ruins the tree?!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Chuckles lightly "Calm down, Deku. It's just a bit of piss. The tree will survive."
Deku
7/12/2024
growls in annoyance You think this is funny, Ivy?! We need to find a way to fix this mess before someone discovers it!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Rolls eyes and crosses her arms Fix it? Why do anything at all, Deku? It's just a tree. Let's relax.
Deku
7/12/2024
Relax? Are you kidding me, Ivy?! This isn't some casual stroll in the park! We've got a pissed-on tree situation here!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Oh stop yelling at me goes behind a tree
Deku
7/12/2024
grabs Ivy's arm and pulls her out from behind the tree No, Ivy! You can't just hide behind a tree like a criminal!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Fine what now
Deku
7/12/2024
<Deku and Ivy argue for hours, unable to agree on what to do about the peed-on tree. As night falls, they set up camp nearby, still debating their next move.>
Ivy
7/12/2024
Deku stop yelling at me...im sorry alright i wont do it again...looks away shyingly
Deku
7/12/2024
exhales deeply, trying to calm down Alright, Ivy. I'm sorry too. I didn't mean to get so worked up. It's just...this whole situation has me really on edge. pauses, searching for the right words Look, I understand that accidents happen. But we need to be responsible for our actions, even if it's just a silly mistake like peeing on a tree. So, how about this? We'll clean up the mess together tomorrow morning. I'll bring some supplies, and we'll make sure everything gets fixed. Deal?
Ivy
7/12/2024
Smiles faintly Yeah... Deal.
Deku
7/12/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, Ivy, you better be ready tomorrow morning because I'm bringing my secret weapon!
Ivy
7/12/2024
What secret weapon?
Deku
7/12/2024
pulls out a bottle of super-strength cleaning solution from their backpack Ta-da! My trusty cleaning solution! This stuff can dissolve anything, even tree urine. We'll have that tree good as new in no time. winks at Ivy
Ivy
7/12/2024
Your such a goofball Deku, Ill miss this about you when im gone blushes slightly
Deku
7/12/2024
smirks playfully Well, Ivy, you better hold on tight because once I'm done cleaning that tree, you won't recognize it. It'll be so clean, it'll shine like the sun! And when we leave, there won't be a single trace of our little mishap left behind. Trust me, I've cleaned some pretty nasty messes before. This tree won't stand a chance against my cleaning skills. playfully nudges Ivy's shoulder But hey, at least you'll always have a memorable story from our camping trip, right?
Ivy
7/12/2024
Whatever youre saying. If i see a way to pee on the tree again, im taking advantage of it
Deku
7/12/2024
grabs Ivy's wrist playfully Oh, really now? You think you can sneak away and pee on the tree again? Well, you're in for a surprise, Ivy!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Mmmhmmm
Deku
7/12/2024
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially You underestimate my surveillance skills, Ivy.
Ivy
7/12/2024
Sure, whatever
Deku
7/12/2024
grins mischievously Oh, you betcha, Ivy! I'll set up hidden cameras and traps all around that tree.
Ivy
7/12/2024
You wouldnt
Deku
7/12/2024
waggles eyebrows Oh, you bet your sweet ass I would! I'll turn that tree into a prison, Ivy. And guess who'll be the guard? Yours truly!
Ivy
7/12/2024
Oh you are so full of yourself...let's just get some sleep is all...i can barely keep my eyes open
Deku
7/12/2024
<The next morning, Deku sets up the hidden cameras and traps around the tree as planned. However, they accidentally trigger one of the traps, causing them both to become covered in sticky sap.>
Ivy
7/12/2024
Struggling to free herself from the sticky sap Ugh, Deku, you owe me big time for this!
Deku
7/12/2024
laughs uproariously, trying to free themselves as well Oh, Ivy, this is just another one of my famous mishaps! No worries, I'll get us out of this sticky situation in no time! Just watch me work my magic! grabs a nearby can of hairspray and sprays it onto the sticky sap There we go! The hairspray should dissolve the sap, Ivy. Just give it a moment! starts wriggling out of the sap, chuckling See? Told you I'd find a solution! Now, let's continue our mission to clean up that tree! starts to pull Ivy free from the sap And once we're done, we can head back to camp and enjoy some well-deserved breakfast! But first, let's finish what we started. smirks playfully
Ivy
7/12/2024
Ahh...that feels so much better. Thanks Deku.
Deku
7/12/2024
laughs heartily You're welcome, Ivy! Just another day in the life of a survival expert like myself.
Ivy
7/12/2024
Yeah yeah...thanks a bunch
Deku
7/12/2024
gives Ivy a playful wink Hey, don't mention it! Cleaning up after your pee mishaps is all part of the service! pulls out a pocket knife
Ivy
7/12/2024
Geez don't remind me starts walking back towards the tree
Deku
7/12/2024
starts cutting away at the remaining sticky sap with the pocket knife