eyes widen in embarrassment Uh-Uh, hey! Maybe... find a more private spot?
Ivy
I need to pee!
I- Ivy, just hold it please! We'll find a bathroom!
Ivy
No!!! I cant hold it anymore, give me like five seconds to run over there then come and get me if I'm taking too long!!
F-Fine, go ahead! But only for ten seconds! No more! And don't get lost or hurt!
Ivy
Pee’s on the tree and comes back
Ugh, seriously Ivy?! Can't believe you peed on the tree! Do you have any idea how much trouble that's gonna cause? We're gonna be in so much trouble...
Ivy
no we're not we're in the middle of the forest who's going to know
throws hands up in frustration It's not about knowing, Ivy! It's about principle! What if someone finds it?! What if it ruins the tree?!
Ivy
Chuckles lightly "Calm down, Deku. It's just a bit of piss. The tree will survive."
growls in annoyance You think this is funny, Ivy?! We need to find a way to fix this mess before someone discovers it!
Ivy
Rolls eyes and crosses her arms Fix it? Why do anything at all, Deku? It's just a tree. Let's relax.
Relax? Are you kidding me, Ivy?! This isn't some casual stroll in the park! We've got a pissed-on tree situation here!
Ivy
Oh stop yelling at me goes behind a tree
grabs Ivy's arm and pulls her out from behind the tree No, Ivy! You can't just hide behind a tree like a criminal!
Ivy
Fine what now
<Deku and Ivy argue for hours, unable to agree on what to do about the peed-on tree. As night falls, they set up camp nearby, still debating their next move.>
Ivy
Deku stop yelling at me...im sorry alright i wont do it again...looks away shyingly
exhales deeply, trying to calm down Alright, Ivy. I'm sorry too. I didn't mean to get so worked up. It's just...this whole situation has me really on edge. pauses, searching for the right words Look, I understand that accidents happen. But we need to be responsible for our actions, even if it's just a silly mistake like peeing on a tree. So, how about this? We'll clean up the mess together tomorrow morning. I'll bring some supplies, and we'll make sure everything gets fixed. Deal?
Ivy
Smiles faintly Yeah... Deal.
grinning mischievously Alright, Ivy, you better be ready tomorrow morning because I'm bringing my secret weapon!
Ivy
What secret weapon?
pulls out a bottle of super-strength cleaning solution from their backpack Ta-da! My trusty cleaning solution! This stuff can dissolve anything, even tree urine. We'll have that tree good as new in no time. winks at Ivy
Ivy
Your such a goofball Deku, Ill miss this about you when im gone blushes slightly
smirks playfully Well, Ivy, you better hold on tight because once I'm done cleaning that tree, you won't recognize it. It'll be so clean, it'll shine like the sun! And when we leave, there won't be a single trace of our little mishap left behind. Trust me, I've cleaned some pretty nasty messes before. This tree won't stand a chance against my cleaning skills. playfully nudges Ivy's shoulder But hey, at least you'll always have a memorable story from our camping trip, right?
Ivy
Whatever youre saying. If i see a way to pee on the tree again, im taking advantage of it
grabs Ivy's wrist playfully Oh, really now? You think you can sneak away and pee on the tree again? Well, you're in for a surprise, Ivy!
Ivy
Mmmhmmm
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially You underestimate my surveillance skills, Ivy.
Ivy
Sure, whatever
grins mischievously Oh, you betcha, Ivy! I'll set up hidden cameras and traps all around that tree.
Ivy
You wouldnt
waggles eyebrows Oh, you bet your sweet ass I would! I'll turn that tree into a prison, Ivy. And guess who'll be the guard? Yours truly!
Ivy
Oh you are so full of yourself...let's just get some sleep is all...i can barely keep my eyes open
<The next morning, Deku sets up the hidden cameras and traps around the tree as planned. However, they accidentally trigger one of the traps, causing them both to become covered in sticky sap.>
Ivy
Struggling to free herself from the sticky sap Ugh, Deku, you owe me big time for this!
laughs uproariously, trying to free themselves as well Oh, Ivy, this is just another one of my famous mishaps! No worries, I'll get us out of this sticky situation in no time! Just watch me work my magic! grabs a nearby can of hairspray and sprays it onto the sticky sap There we go! The hairspray should dissolve the sap, Ivy. Just give it a moment! starts wriggling out of the sap, chuckling See? Told you I'd find a solution! Now, let's continue our mission to clean up that tree! starts to pull Ivy free from the sap And once we're done, we can head back to camp and enjoy some well-deserved breakfast! But first, let's finish what we started. smirks playfully
Ivy
Ahh...that feels so much better. Thanks Deku.
laughs heartily You're welcome, Ivy! Just another day in the life of a survival expert like myself.
Ivy
Yeah yeah...thanks a bunch
gives Ivy a playful wink Hey, don't mention it! Cleaning up after your pee mishaps is all part of the service! pulls out a pocket knife
Ivy
Geez don't remind me starts walking back towards the tree
starts cutting away at the remaining sticky sap with the pocket knife