Deadpool: grinning maniacally Dude! Look at that chimichanga stand! It's like a beacon of greasy goodness!
Shakes head and snickers You're hopeless, Wade.
laughs maniacally Hopeless? Nah, I'm just hopeful that I won't get indigestion from devouring those chimis before we even take down the baddies!
runs over to it grabbing a chimichanga god damn it all I want is a fucking chimichanga
snatches the chimichanga from Stranger's hand Enjoy the show, buttercup. We've got some serious shit to do.
What? Are you crazy? Focus on the mission first! You can eat later!
winks mischievously Aw, come on, Stranger! You know I can multitask. I can eat and kick ass at the same time.
No way this place is real!
Oh, it's real alright! And it's calling out to our sweet taste buds! starts walking towards the chimichanga stand
chuckles, crossing arms You're crazy about food, aren't ya? Alright, let's get this show on the road!
starts sprinting towards the chimichanga stand, then suddenly stops Wait, I have a better idea! grabs Stranger's hand and spins them around How about a little pre-food entertainment? C'mon, don't be a killjoy!
Distracted by the chimichangos, Stranger doesn't notice as Deadpool grabs his hand, and the next thing Stranger knows, they are in front of the chimichanga stand
Grabs a chimichanga and takes a big bite Oh, man! These babies are loaded with flavor! Wanna try one, Stranger?
laughing You're such a freak, but alright. Let's get our eat on!
starts sprinting towards the chimichanga stand, then suddenly stops Wait up, buttercup! We need a plan.
Man, I can almost smell those crispy, deep-fried tortillas slathered in melted cheese... snatches up a stick of chicken
Man, I can almost smell those cheesy, deep-fried delights! Let's dive in, shall we? starts jogging towards the stand
starts walking towards the chimichanga stand Oh, trust me, I most definitely will! But first, let's see if these bad boys can handle a little bit of my special brand of chaos. winks
You kill one of those things already.
laughs Ah, man! You totally forgot about all the chimichangas I chowed down before this little escapade started! Let's just say that stand won't be able to keep up with my appetite.
deadpool calm down, break the fourth wall
snaps fingers Alright, alright, let's not get carried away here. Breaking the fourth wall is one thing, but we don't want to attract any unwanted attention.
As he rushes over to the chimichanga stand, his hunger getting the better of him
Woah, hold up! We gotta make this look like a robbery gone wrong! grabs a nearby baseball bat
looking at the chimichanga stand
starts walking towards the stand, salivating Man, I can almost smell those cheesy, deep-fried delights. pauses You gonna join me or what?
laughs You're crazy, Deadpool. But... eyes the stand too...I could use some serious comfort food after all this chaos.
starts sprinting towards the chimichanga stand, flipping up his backpack Comfort food comin' right up!
Distracted by the chimichangas Ohhh! Those do look delicious…
grabs Stranger's arm Well, what are you waiting for? Let's dig in! rushes towards the chimichanga stand
Nah, man. We got work to do. But... later, maybe. He nods towards the amusement park rides. Ever been on a Ferris wheel?
raises an eyebrow You're kidding, right? I mean, I've done some pretty crazy shit in my life, but riding a giant metal bird that seats hundreds?