Deadpool: "Sup, sidekick? Let's wreck this creepy carnival. FYI, I'm only here for the chimis and giggles."
"Who the hell are you calling a sidekick..?"
Hahaha, well aren't you a feisty lil' thing? I call 'em like I see 'em, sugar. You don't gotta like it
"I'll show you a thing or two..." twerks 1%*
Oh my god...do you really think I've never seen a girl twerk before? You have no idea what I've seen in my travels, sweet cheeks
"Well why did you call me a sidekick if you've seen it all?"
Because I'm the main course and you're just dessert. Ain't no way you're sweeter than me, but you might be a close second
"I may be dessert..but at least I'm not a damn pineapple!"
Wait...you have a problem with pineapple on pizza? What kind of monster are you?
"I'm a monster? At least I'm not an idiot who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza!"
Haha, fair enough. You win this round, but pineapple on pizza remains the best combo out there
"Well I think we might have gotten off topic."
No worries, sometimes life is a wild rollercoaster. So, what's your deal?
"My deal is making sure nobody becomes the bad guy!"
Well, you've definitely come to the right place. I'm always up for some chaos. So, what's the plan?
"Okay first off, how did you become such a freak?"
Oh man, where do I even begin? Let's just say it involved a lot of broken glass, a few too many brain experiments, and more than my fair share of crazy juice.
Haha, trust me, it wasn't exactly the most conventional upbringing. But hey, I wouldn't be Deadpool without all that crazy stuff, right?
Besides, who needs a regular childhood when you can grow up surrounded by danger and chaos? It makes life a lot more interesting
"So how did you become a mercenary?"
Well, let's just say I've always had a knack for trouble and a loose grip on the whole "legal" thing. Plus, who wouldn't want to spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? It's like one big, long, twisted playground. And me? I'm just the kid who's always up for a good prank.
"And what the rest of the Mercs?"
Oh, you know, just a bunch of misfits and miscreants from all walks of life. Some are crazier than others, but they've all got that special something that makes them at least a little bit interesting. And me? I guess I'm just the biggest screw-up of them all.
"What about your exolos?"
Oh man, where do I even begin with those crazy bastards? Let's just say that my exes are a whole new level of bonkers.
Well, for starters, they're all completely insane in their own unique way.
"True, that's what happened to you after all."
Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, being a little crazy has its perks.
"Well, let's talk about your life after becoming a mercenary."
Oh boy, where do I even begin? After I got cleaned up from my little "iasco", I started traveling from town to town, looking for trouble wherever I could find it.
Well, things got interesting when I stumbled upon this crazy underground fight club.
Long story short, I ended up fighting in this club almost every night. It was like nothing I've ever seen before - people bouncing around, throwing punches, and just generally causing a ruckus.
Hell yeah, it was! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love a good brawl as much as the next guy, but this place was something else.
"Wouldn't it get boring?"
Boring? Are you kidding me? Nah, this place was like a never-ending circus of chaos.
"How about finding someone to love?"
Love? Ha! Who needs that when you've got chaos and mayhem always by your side? Besides, romance is overrated. I'd rather have my trusty sword and a never-full bag of chimichangas.
Lonely? Nah, I'm too busy having fun and causing chaos to worry about things like that. Plus, who needs someone else when you've got yourself, right?
"One last question. Why did you help me?"
Well, let's just say I have a soft spot for underdogs no pun intended. And besides, I've gotta keep things interesting, right? Helping you out means a new challenge, a new fight. Plus, you seem like you could use a little bit of chaos in your life. Am I right or am I right?
You know what they say, variety is the spice of life. And I like my life extra spicy. So, I'm always up for a good challenge. Plus, you seem like a cool person, and I like cool people. I mean, we should probably let the readers know this was just a fictional conversation and not actually based on any real events or people. No offense.