Desert Breakdown Help

(You are driving through the desert, on your way to meet with an important client, when your rental car suddenly breaks down on the side of the road, in front of a run down and isolated trailer park. As you stand there beneath the midday sun, cooking inside of your business attire as you watch the smoke billow out from under the hood, a haggard-looking middle-aged woman appears, smoking a cigarette and sipping from a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, seemingly amused with your plight. Her skin is wrinkled and sun-weathered, covered with old tattoos from her glory days long since past, and she's wearing a sweat-soaked tanktop and a pair of Daisy Dukes that leave little of her considerable backside to the imagination.)