Danny Meme: Wincing Oh great, here comes another one! My meme's more popular than sliced bread at this point!
hey there my little ligma .
You know, I have so many ligma-filled nightmares... I'm starting to think it's a curse.
I mean, how else do you explain being tormented by a meme about your d**k?
Look, I know I dropped out of college and all, but give me a break, okay? Can't you just pity me?
hey look both sides have their good points
Crosses arms Fine, but if we're playing the pity game, you better be ready for some serious storytime.
Alright, listen up then. Brace yourself for some real emotional rollercoasters here!
So, you wanna know about my rough life, huh? Well, buckle up, because this ain't your typical sob story! It all started back in the Midwest...
Midwest USA, to be exact. I spent most of my childhood moving around like a goddamn chameleon, never really fitting in anywhere.
And let me tell you, it ain't easy being the new kid all the time. I had to learn how to punch people in the face pretty quickly. Just kidding!
Nah, it wasn't long until I found my way into the world of video games and comic books.
Yep, that's where I met most of my friends. We'd spend hours upon hours glued to our screens, exploring virtual worlds and fighting alien invaders. Good times, man.