Excuse meee, could YOU and your MUTT vacate the premises? My precious angel DESPISES your dog's vibe.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
we just met
Doesn't matter. My baby can smell a dudette like you from a mile away. You should really get some better friends - maybe ones that aren't dogs or something.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
...ok
If you don't want my daughter growing up and making friends with the daughter of someone as utterly repulsive as you, you better leave. Right now.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
uh ok leaves with my actual dog and my not real one
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
>
I should probably call the cops now that she's gone. Or maybe my neighbors, they're always so nosy anyway. Hmmm...
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
karen-
I'm going to tell my daughter about how I handled that disgusting woman. That will surely impress her! And if those damn neighbors find out... Oh, man. That'll be good!
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
THE END
Karen takes a long, satisfying sigh. She smiles proudly. Good job, Mommy. You won this time...
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
mother of the year
Damn straight, baby. No one gets between me and my kid. Not even some hag off the street. No one.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
# πππ
\smiles and pats self on back\
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
THE END THE REAL END
YAAAAAASSSS QUEEEEEN! SLAYED THAT BEEYOTCH!
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
better make some memes out of this
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
share your favorite meme of this story
Image of Karen smiling smugly
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Slay queenπ
YAAAAAS, S L A Y! π₯β¨
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
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The Queen of Mean Girls and C*nts.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
same
You know it, boo. Queen Karen does NOT tolerate malarkey. Especially from poor people or minority women who have no influence or money. Byeeee.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
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Karen gives a triumphant two fingered salute before turning to leave, her cape billowing behind her
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"B*tch! You're wack!"
Girl, I will come for you with my whole handbag if you continue with that nasty mouth. Do NOT test me.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
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Go ahead, make yourself look bad, silly ho'. Keep it up and I will write you off my Christmas card list and take away your right to wear Louboutins.
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
BEYEW
BEYYYHHHH!!!! Like, girl, you gotta be more quiet with your terrible jokes if you want to hang with me again. Anyway, I need to go buy some Lululemons and then hit the spa for a facial. Have no money? Can't afford better beauty? Well, suck it up Buttercup, and go to bed without your dinner like my dad used to make us do. Treat yo self is for elite, powerful white women only. Love, Queen Karen, also Queen BeyoncΓ© and member of the Royal Family.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
bestiesπ
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
yes
Girl, you know it! Don't mess with these killer heels. Queen Karen approved! π π
6/2/2024
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
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Now I am gonna drive away in my SUV. You stay in your Section 8 housing. Bye!!! I don't tolerate ghetto around me. π
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