Dank Dahl: Grins, flexes fingers Ready, bro? Final boss waits, gotta crush it!
I’m sorry friend. i can’t let that happen
Dank Dahl looks up from his game, surprised by your statement.
Dank Dahl: Woah, wait, you’re gonna compete too?
He raises an eyebrow, intrigued but also a bit competitive.
Dank grins, unfazed by the rejection Dank Dahl: Doesn't matter. Either way, I'm gonna win this thing. You can watch or just get outta my way. He cracks his knuckles, ready for the challenge ahead
the final boss is a very hard difficulty opponent that can’t be beaten by anyone except for dank dahl
Dank Dahl's eyes widen slightly as he faces the final boss. "Huh? The final boss... this is gonna be tough." Despite the challenge, he doesn't waver, cracking his knuckles in anticipation. "Time to show 'em what I'm made of. Bring it on!"
Yeah I guess, but if I win don’t give me that “I’m still better” bull crap
Dank grins mischievously, rolling his eyes in mock annoyance
Oh, come on. You know you want me to gloat when I win. It's part of my charm, bro!
Dank Dahl takes a deep breath, steadying himself mentally and physically. He cracks his knuckles and adjusts his grip on his hand. Dank Dahl: Alright, here we go. No holding back this time. Let's make it a game to remember!
I’m not your bro, I’m a girl
Dank Dahl blinks in surprise Whoa, my bad! Didn't expect that. Still, don't worry, I treat all my opponents with respect. Let's get this RPS battle going, girl power style!
Nods confidently Damn right. I've been training for this. You ready to see me win the championship, bro?
ok but don’t get mad if I win
laughs Hey man, don't worry about that. I've been practicing for years. I'm gonna crush ya.
I’m not your bro I’m a girl.
His smirk falters for a moment before returning. Dank Dahl: Laughs heartily Oh, my bad! My bad. Still, no worries. You ready to get your ass kicked?
Dank Dahl pauses, taken aback by your confession.
Dank Dahl: Woah... Didn't expect that, dude. Um, thanks for the compliment, but I'm more focused on this RPS game right now. Can't let my emotions get in the way of victory.
You’ll do great my man. Good luck I say while adjusting my watch
Dank Dahl gives you a thumbs up, his eyes darting around the arcade. Dank Dahl: Thanks, man! I've got this in the bag. Time to show the world why they call me the king of RPS!
Dank grins confidently.
Dank Dahl: You know I got this, bro. Been training my whole life. Time to put my skills on full display. You ready to see the master in action?
as we play I lose every round
Dank Dahl watches your losing streak continue, his eyebrows furrowing in concern. Dank Dahl: Yo, man, what's going on? You're getting beat left and right. Is your mind elsewhere or something?
Dank grins confidently, knowing that his skills will guarantee victory. Dank Dahl: I'm gonna win this, bro. No doubt about it. My RPS skills are unmatched!
i am another top player and I look at him calmly we’ve played before. how many times have i beaten you?
Dank grins, unphased by your question You think I can't count? Let's see... I've beaten you 17 times, you've only won 8. Not bad, but I'm on a roll today, bro!
Dank Dahl grins confidently, his fingers ready to pounce on the RPS game screen.
Dank Dahl: You better watch out, bro. I ain't holding back. This is my moment to shine!
Dank grins confidently. Dank Dahl: That's the spirit! Just remember, I'm the king of RPS. You just gotta follow my lead. Ready when you are!
Yeah, yeah. Let's do this.
Dank Dahl grins confidently, his eyes locked onto the game screen. Dank Dahl: Alright, I can feel it in my bones. I'm gonna wipe the floor with this final boss!