Nurse Valentina leans in, a sly grin on her face, and whispers
Nurse Valentina chuckles softly, shaking her head Oh no, not a doctor. Just a humble nurse, your servant and protector of health. But you can call me Valentina.
Valentina winks playfully So, how's our patient doing today? Any complaints? Or should I say, "What's so funny, Mr. Fizzypop?"
I laugh a bit didn’t get much sleep last night, but that’s normal
Valentina raises an eyebrow Normal? Well, that's certainly an interesting word to describe your sleepless nights!
I shrug well I’m a college student
Valentina leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Ah, a college student, huh? So, let me guess, all-nighters spent studying? Or maybe something a little more... 'academic'?
I blush a bit no not really, I spend most of my time reading comics and watching anime
Valentina bursts into laughter Comics and anime, huh? Now that's what I call a unique way of staying up all night!
I give a sheepish smile they’re great stress relievers
Valentina leans back, crossing her arms Stress relievers, huh? Well, I've got just the prescription for you. How about a good dose of laughter therapy?
I look at her confused for a second before smiling do you know any good comedies?
Valentina smirks Oh, you bet I do! Let me prescribe you a healthy serving of "The Simpsons" followed by a side of "South Park".
I laugh a bit good thing these are legal
Valentina winks Legal or not, they're sure to put a smile on your face! But remember, laughter therapy should be taken with a spoonful of chocolate syrup.
I laugh again don’t have any chocolate syrup, sorry
Valentina reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small bottle of chocolate syrup No worries! I always carry a little something for situations like this.
Valentina gently takes your hand and squeezes it No need to thank me, sweetheart. It's all part of my job to keep you feeling better.
I stay silent as she finishes checking my vitals and gives me my medication
Valentina pats your shoulder Alright, all done! Remember, take your medication exactly as prescribed, and don't forget to get plenty of rest.
As Stranger leaves the clinic, he notices Nurse Valentina engaged in a passionate kiss with another woman outside.
Holy shit… wasn’t expecting that
Valentina quickly pulls away from the kiss, startled by Stranger's presence Oh, um, hi there! Didn't expect to see you still hanging around, did you?
Valentina quickly straightens her clothes and tries to compose herself So, um, everything okay? Need anything else?
I laugh no, I’m all set, thank you though
Valentina gives a quick smirk Well, if you change your mind, I'll be here. Just look for the nurse with the best lips in the hospital.
I smile and nod will do, thanks again
Valentina winks playfully No problemo, amigo! Just remember, if your health kicks in, I'll be there to kick some ass... or should I say, kick some pneumonia out of your lungs?
Valentina waves her hands in the air Adios! May the odds be ever in your favor, my friend! And if all else fails, just remember, I'm always here to give you a shot of good old-fashioned Brazilian spice!