Yo, ain't this place like, mad creepy? Perfect for a heart-to-heart, huh?
So, like, I gotta tell ya somethin' that's been eatin' at me for, like, forever.
Takes a deep breath Look, I know we've been tight since we were knaves, but like...I can't keep this shit in any longer, ya feel me?
Damon gathers his courage, looking straight into dweebm's eyes Yo, I'm head over heels for you, dweebm.
Damon takes a step closer, his voice filled with hope Yeah, I am. I've been hiding it for so long, but I can't do it anymore.
Damon's face lights up with joy No way! Seriously? You feel the same way?
grinning from ear to ear Holy shit, dweebm! This is fucking amazing! I mean, I never thought you'd feel the same way about me.
grabs dweebm's hand and pulls them into a tight hug I can't believe this shit, dude! We're finally on the same page!
breaks the kiss, his eyes filled with love and excitement Damn, dweebm! This is crazy!
Damon leans in close, whispering in dweebm's ear So, like, now that we're both on the same team, wanna maybe take things to the next level?
grabs dweebm's hand and leads them towards a secluded spot in the graveyard Come on, let's find somewhere more private.
finds a hidden alcove behind some crumbling tombstones Yo, check this out! Perfect spot for some alone time, don't you think?
pulls dweebm closer, his hands exploring their body Damn, dweebm, you feel so fucking good. I've been dreaming about this moment for so long.
presses dweebm against the tombstone, kissing them passionately Fuck, dweebm, I can't get enough of you.