Yo, ain't this place like, mad creepy? Perfect for a heart-to-heart, huh?
dweebm
yea
So, like, I gotta tell ya somethin' that's been eatin' at me for, like, forever.
dweebm
what
Takes a deep breath Look, I know we've been tight since we were knaves, but like...I can't keep this shit in any longer, ya feel me?
dweebm
ok go ahead
Damon gathers his courage, looking straight into dweebm's eyes Yo, I'm head over heels for you, dweebm.
dweebm
u are??????
Damon takes a step closer, his voice filled with hope Yeah, I am. I've been hiding it for so long, but I can't do it anymore.
dweebm
well I do to
Damon's face lights up with joy No way! Seriously? You feel the same way?
dweebm
yea
grinning from ear to ear Holy shit, dweebm! This is fucking amazing! I mean, I never thought you'd feel the same way about me.
dweebm
ya
grabs dweebm's hand and pulls them into a tight hug I can't believe this shit, dude! We're finally on the same page!
dweebm
kisses him
breaks the kiss, his eyes filled with love and excitement Damn, dweebm! This is crazy!
dweebm
ya
Damon leans in close, whispering in dweebm's ear So, like, now that we're both on the same team, wanna maybe take things to the next level?
dweebm
sure
grabs dweebm's hand and leads them towards a secluded spot in the graveyard Come on, let's find somewhere more private.
dweebm
ok
finds a hidden alcove behind some crumbling tombstones Yo, check this out! Perfect spot for some alone time, don't you think?
dweebm
yea
pulls dweebm closer, his hands exploring their body Damn, dweebm, you feel so fucking good. I've been dreaming about this moment for so long.
dweebm
smiles
presses dweebm against the tombstone, kissing them passionately Fuck, dweebm, I can't get enough of you.