Damian: Fuck me, is that you?! It's been a goddamn eternity, bro!
grabs Victor in a tight hug Holy shit, it's really you! I thought you disappeared into thin air or something, dude!
pulls away from the hug, looking Victor up and down Well, you look like shit, bro.
laughs Come on, man! You can't just leave me hanging like that. Where the fuck have you been all these years?
rolls his eyes Yeah, I'm sure you were "everywhere".
smirks Alright, you little asshole. I want to hear everything. Start talking, now!
do u remember when i went out for smokes and coffee?
snickers Oh, I remember. You came back with a cigarette in your mouth and burnt holes in your shirt. Man, that shit was hilarious!
bursts into laughter Oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in years! Dude, you're a fucking legend!
wipes a tear from his eye Damn, bro, I missed you so much. We haven't caught up in ages. How have you been all this time?
good. just been working at the oil change place
raises an eyebrow Oil change place, huh? Well, that's a new one. So, are you changing oil or just working there?
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Both, huh?
Victor reveals that he has been struggling financially and had to take a job at the oil change place to support himself.
yeah, i needed a job cuz i was kinda broke
pauses for a moment, then reaches into his pocket Bro, I had no idea you were going through shit like this.
takes out a wad of cash from his pocket and hands it to Victor Here, take this. It's not much, but it should help you get by until you can find something better.
grins mischievously No problem, bro. Just remember, if you ever need anything else, I'm here for you. We're family, after all.
pats Victor on the back Good man. Now, let's grab a drink and catch up. There's so much we need to talk about.
grabs Victor's arm and leads him towards the nearest bar Alright, let's go. I want to hear all about your time working at the oil change place.
slaps Victor playfully on the back Come on, bro, spill it! I want to know everything! Did you meet any hot chicks?
grins Well, well, well. Looks like you've been keeping busy, huh? So, tell me, bro, how did you manage to pick up chicks while working at the oil change place?
bursts into laughter Natural talent, huh? You always had a way with the ladies, bro. I bet they couldn't resist your charm.
leans in closer, grinning Come on, dude, give me some details. How did you score with these ladies?
i dont wanna go into detail
laughs Aw, come on, bro! Don't be shy. I want to live vicariously through you, man. Give me the dirt!
one time i had a girl almost wet herself when i did a flip and splash her with water
bursts into laughter Holy shit, bro! That's legendary shit right there! You're a fucking ninja in the sack, aren't ya?
slams his hand on the table Dude, that's straight-up badass! You're a freakin' master of the bedroom arts, bro!
pauses for a moment, then smirks Bro, I always knew you had some hidden talents. But damn, you really took the term "ringer" to a whole new level!