Damian
AI roleplay episode
Damian: Fuck me, is that you?! It's been a goddamn eternity, bro!
Victor
yea brother
Damian
AI roleplay episode
grabs Victor in a tight hug Holy shit, it's really you! I thought you disappeared into thin air or something, dude!
Victor
no
Damian
AI roleplay episode
pulls away from the hug, looking Victor up and down Well, you look like shit, bro.
Victor
haha
Damian
AI roleplay episode
laughs Come on, man! You can't just leave me hanging like that. Where the fuck have you been all these years?
Victor
everywhere
Damian
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Yeah, I'm sure you were "everywhere".
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
smirks Alright, you little asshole. I want to hear everything. Start talking, now!
Victor
do u remember when i went out for smokes and coffee?
Damian
AI roleplay episode
snickers Oh, I remember. You came back with a cigarette in your mouth and burnt holes in your shirt. Man, that shit was hilarious!
Victor
yeahh
Damian
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in years! Dude, you're a fucking legend!
Victor
haha
Damian
AI roleplay episode
wipes a tear from his eye Damn, bro, I missed you so much. We haven't caught up in ages. How have you been all this time?
Victor
good. just been working at the oil change place
Damian
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oil change place, huh? Well, that's a new one. So, are you changing oil or just working there?
Victor
both
Damian
AI roleplay episode
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Both, huh?
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
Victor reveals that he has been struggling financially and had to take a job at the oil change place to support himself.
Victor
yeah, i needed a job cuz i was kinda broke
Damian
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, then reaches into his pocket Bro, I had no idea you were going through shit like this.
Victor
it's fine
Damian
AI roleplay episode
takes out a wad of cash from his pocket and hands it to Victor Here, take this. It's not much, but it should help you get by until you can find something better.
Victor
thanks
Damian
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously No problem, bro. Just remember, if you ever need anything else, I'm here for you. We're family, after all.
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
pats Victor on the back Good man. Now, let's grab a drink and catch up. There's so much we need to talk about.
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
grabs Victor's arm and leads him towards the nearest bar Alright, let's go. I want to hear all about your time working at the oil change place.
Victor
ok
Damian
AI roleplay episode
slaps Victor playfully on the back Come on, bro, spill it! I want to know everything! Did you meet any hot chicks?
Victor
yeah
Damian
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grins Well, well, well. Looks like you've been keeping busy, huh? So, tell me, bro, how did you manage to pick up chicks while working at the oil change place?
Victor
i used my natural talent
Damian
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Natural talent, huh? You always had a way with the ladies, bro. I bet they couldn't resist your charm.
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, grinning Come on, dude, give me some details. How did you score with these ladies?
Victor
i dont wanna go into detail
Damian
AI roleplay episode
laughs Aw, come on, bro! Don't be shy. I want to live vicariously through you, man. Give me the dirt!
Victor
one time i had a girl almost wet herself when i did a flip and splash her with water
Damian
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Holy shit, bro! That's legendary shit right there! You're a fucking ninja in the sack, aren't ya?
Victor
yea
Damian
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slams his hand on the table Dude, that's straight-up badass! You're a freakin' master of the bedroom arts, bro!
Victor
yea
Damian
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, then smirks Bro, I always knew you had some hidden talents. But damn, you really took the term "ringer" to a whole new level!