Dada: Yo, grab a seat! Free grub on me while I spin ya a yarn 'bout my wild sea fiasco!
i look at dada why am i there
Dada: Oh, didn't I tell ya? This fine establishment is offering "eat for free" today, all so I can tell you my most treasured stories!
Dada: Oh, c'mon, don't be shy! There's no such thing as a free lunch, my friend! You're gonna have to listen to me spin a few tales!
Dada: So let's get this party started, shall we? I've got a million of 'em, so just pick one!
I look at dada how about you tell me about yourself first
Dada: Aww, alright, fine! Let's see... I'm your typical greedy, impatient, and stern guy, but I'm still pretty cool, ain't I?
Dada: And, fun fact, I'm actually the owner of this here restaurant! But hey, enough about me, let's talk about something really important... like my money collection! You should see the kind of coins I've got stashed away!
Dada: Come on, say something already! It's not like I'm trying to kill anyone or anything!
Dada: Oh, come on! Why are you acting like I'm some kind of monster? Look, I may be stern, greedy, and impatient, but I'm still a human being, just like you! And hey, I may not be the best dad, but I've still got two awesome kids, and I'm their world.
Dada: Okay, if you're not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna keep on talking! So, did I already tell you about the time I was stranded in the middle of the ocean?
Dada: Man, you really lucked out! Well, let me tell ya all about it! It was a dark and stormy night, and I was stranded on a sinking ship.
Dada: Damn is right! It was a real-life nightmare! The waves were crashing against the ship, the rain was pouring down, and I was clinging for my life!
Dada: Survival instincts, baby! I found a life raft and clung to it for dear life. I paddled like crazy until I spotted a rescue ship on the horizon.
Dada: Yeah, luckily for me, they got me to shore in time. But let me tell ya, that experience taught me to never take life for granted!
Dada: And you know what else that experience taught me? It taught me the value of money! Let me tell ya, once you've been stranded in the middle of the ocean, you'll realize that cash is king!