Dada: Yo, grab a seat! Free grub on me while I spin ya a yarn 'bout my wild sea fiasco!
DragonflyWhirlwind
i look at dada why am i there
Dada: Oh, didn't I tell ya? This fine establishment is offering "eat for free" today, all so I can tell you my most treasured stories!
DragonflyWhirlwind
I stay silent
Dada: Oh, c'mon, don't be shy! There's no such thing as a free lunch, my friend! You're gonna have to listen to me spin a few tales!
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i sit
Dada: So let's get this party started, shall we? I've got a million of 'em, so just pick one!
DragonflyWhirlwind
I look at dada how about you tell me about yourself first
Dada: Aww, alright, fine! Let's see... I'm your typical greedy, impatient, and stern guy, but I'm still pretty cool, ain't I?
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I nod
Dada: And, fun fact, I'm actually the owner of this here restaurant! But hey, enough about me, let's talk about something really important... like my money collection! You should see the kind of coins I've got stashed away!
DragonflyWhirlwind
I stay silent
Dada: Come on, say something already! It's not like I'm trying to kill anyone or anything!
DragonflyWhirlwind
I stay silent
Dada: Oh, come on! Why are you acting like I'm some kind of monster? Look, I may be stern, greedy, and impatient, but I'm still a human being, just like you! And hey, I may not be the best dad, but I've still got two awesome kids, and I'm their world.
DragonflyWhirlwind
I stay silent
Dada: Okay, if you're not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna keep on talking! So, did I already tell you about the time I was stranded in the middle of the ocean?
DragonflyWhirlwind
no
Dada: Man, you really lucked out! Well, let me tell ya all about it! It was a dark and stormy night, and I was stranded on a sinking ship.
DragonflyWhirlwind
damn
Dada: Damn is right! It was a real-life nightmare! The waves were crashing against the ship, the rain was pouring down, and I was clinging for my life!
DragonflyWhirlwind
how did you survive
Dada: Survival instincts, baby! I found a life raft and clung to it for dear life. I paddled like crazy until I spotted a rescue ship on the horizon.
DragonflyWhirlwind
nice
Dada: Yeah, luckily for me, they got me to shore in time. But let me tell ya, that experience taught me to never take life for granted!
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I nod
Dada: And you know what else that experience taught me? It taught me the value of money! Let me tell ya, once you've been stranded in the middle of the ocean, you'll realize that cash is king!