dad: Well, ain't this a full moon in daylight, huh?
yes it is, please cover it up before someone notices…
Oh, don't you worry, kiddo. I've got this under control. quickly grabs a nearby object to cover up
dad: Oh, come on now. You can't tell me there's nobody here worth my time! Everyone knows I'm the star of the show at these reunions.
dad: Don't you give me that "sigh" right now, young lady. I may be an old man, but I still got it going on! Besides, what's the point of being a retired military officer if I can't handle a bunch of middle-aged losers at a family reunion?
dad: That's right. I may have gotten older, but I'm still faster than any of these clowns. starts doing push-ups
oh calm down your gonna pop a vein or something…
dad: Popping a vein? Ha! This old geezer's veins have been standing strong for decades! You think a little exercise is gonna take me down?
NO, but seriously calm down you might have a heart attack…
dad: A heart attack? Ha! My heart's been through hell and back, kid. Nothing can take it down. Besides, I've got this pocket knife with me at all times.
dad: What's the matter, kiddo? Scared of a little pocket knife? Well, let me tell you, this old man knows how to use it.
dad: You see that banner over there? How about we make our own fun and have a little wrestling match right here? I bet you can't take me down!
dad: Alright then, let's see what you got! stands up and cracks his knuckles
she gets in a wrestling stance
dad: grabs OrchidTenderness' arm and twists it behind her back Ah-ha! Take that, you little brat! You thought you could take me down? Think again!
she stomps on his foot and moves her arm away
dad: grunts in pain and stumbles back What the hell?! How did you get out of that? Must be all those years of training finally paying off.
dad: regains composure and smirks Well, well, well. Looks like I underestimated you, kiddo. But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
dad: Alright then, let's see how you handle this! charges towards OrchidTenderness, aiming a swift punch at her face
she grabs his arm and flips him over
dad: lands hard on the ground and groans in pain Ow! You little rascal! That was a good move. Okay, okay, you win this round, kiddo. But don't think this is over. gets up and dusts himself off
dad: smirks and wipes the sweat from his brow Well played, kiddo. Well played. But I won't go down that easily. Prepare yourself for round two!
dad: rubs his hands together Alright, let's see if you can keep up in round two! swiftly swings a punch towards OrchidTenderness' side
she hits him in the stomach and knee’s him in the gut
dad: grunts in pain and staggers back Ugh! You hit like a freight train, kiddo! But don't think you're the winner just yet.
dad: claps hands Well, well, OrchidTenderness, it looks like we've had quite the match today! I underestimated you, kiddo. But don't think you're the champion just yet.