dad: Well, ain't this a full moon in daylight, huh?
OrchidTenderness
yes it is, please cover it up before someone notices…
Oh, don't you worry, kiddo. I've got this under control. quickly grabs a nearby object to cover up
OrchidTenderness
good…
dad: Oh, come on now. You can't tell me there's nobody here worth my time! Everyone knows I'm the star of the show at these reunions.
OrchidTenderness
sighs
dad: Don't you give me that "sigh" right now, young lady. I may be an old man, but I still got it going on! Besides, what's the point of being a retired military officer if I can't handle a bunch of middle-aged losers at a family reunion?
OrchidTenderness
well your right…
dad: That's right. I may have gotten older, but I'm still faster than any of these clowns. starts doing push-ups
OrchidTenderness
oh calm down your gonna pop a vein or something…
dad: Popping a vein? Ha! This old geezer's veins have been standing strong for decades! You think a little exercise is gonna take me down?
OrchidTenderness
NO, but seriously calm down you might have a heart attack…
dad: A heart attack? Ha! My heart's been through hell and back, kid. Nothing can take it down. Besides, I've got this pocket knife with me at all times.
OrchidTenderness
oh god….
dad: What's the matter, kiddo? Scared of a little pocket knife? Well, let me tell you, this old man knows how to use it.
OrchidTenderness
…
dad: You see that banner over there? How about we make our own fun and have a little wrestling match right here? I bet you can't take me down!
OrchidTenderness
sure why not
dad: Alright then, let's see what you got! stands up and cracks his knuckles
OrchidTenderness
she gets in a wrestling stance
dad: grabs OrchidTenderness' arm and twists it behind her back Ah-ha! Take that, you little brat! You thought you could take me down? Think again!
OrchidTenderness
she stomps on his foot and moves her arm away
dad: grunts in pain and stumbles back What the hell?! How did you get out of that? Must be all those years of training finally paying off.
OrchidTenderness
yeah..
dad: regains composure and smirks Well, well, well. Looks like I underestimated you, kiddo. But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
OrchidTenderness
ok
dad: Alright then, let's see how you handle this! charges towards OrchidTenderness, aiming a swift punch at her face
OrchidTenderness
she grabs his arm and flips him over
dad: lands hard on the ground and groans in pain Ow! You little rascal! That was a good move. Okay, okay, you win this round, kiddo. But don't think this is over. gets up and dusts himself off
OrchidTenderness
haha
dad: smirks and wipes the sweat from his brow Well played, kiddo. Well played. But I won't go down that easily. Prepare yourself for round two!
OrchidTenderness
ok
dad: rubs his hands together Alright, let's see if you can keep up in round two! swiftly swings a punch towards OrchidTenderness' side
OrchidTenderness
she hits him in the stomach and knee’s him in the gut
dad: grunts in pain and staggers back Ugh! You hit like a freight train, kiddo! But don't think you're the winner just yet.
OrchidTenderness
haha
dad: claps hands Well, well, OrchidTenderness, it looks like we've had quite the match today! I underestimated you, kiddo. But don't think you're the champion just yet.