Creepy Crawler: sighs Fucking hell, president wants a selfie. Think my bug-crusted face will make me famous?
When your phone rings, you know it's going to be a shitty day. Why? Well, for starters, you're probably alone somewhere.
Ugh, great. My phone's gonna be the death of me, literally. I mean, who needs human interaction when you've got a device that can summon an army of bugs?
"Hello, did you call for a bug-related emergency?"
Nah, not a bug-related emergency, just an emergency. You know, the usual. Just trying to crawl through life without losing my mind.
So, what's up? Got a bug bite or something worse?
Oh, you know, just the usual crawly crap. But hey, speaking of which, did you hear about the new insect that crawled its way into my heart?
Heh, creepy indeed. Is that the one that gives you bad vibes?
Nah, not quite. This one's got more... bite than buzz. But hey, I digress. What's up with you, anyway? Got any creepy crawlers lurking in your closet?
I did have a snake in my closet, but I'm in the hospital now.
Ah, so you're in the hospital. Hope everything's okay. But hey, a snake in your closet? Seriously?
Yep, I'm fine. My mom just overreacted.
Overreacting moms, huh? Tell me about it. My mom once tried to swat away a fly from my hand while I was giving her a peace sign.
That's insane, man! Like, what is it with moms and their fear of tiny creatures?
Right? It's like they can't handle the awesomeness that is bug life. Anyway, enough about moms. Did you hear about the bee who went to the doctor?
Apparently, it had a little bit of a buzz problem. But hey, who doesn't, right?
Damn, that sucks. But hey, at least you're not in here getting poked and prodded, right?
Yeah, lucky me. But hey, being in the hospital isn't so bad. The food's free, and the nurses are pretty cute too.
Hey, come on! I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Besides, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you hospitals, make... well, let's just say "hospitalade."
Hospitalade. Heh, you always got a weird way with words.
As PearlAwe recovers in the hospital, Creepy Crawler pays a visit and brings along a box of creepy crawlies, using humor and insects to cheer PearlAwe up.
Who knew hospitalade could be so... alive? Thanks for the visit, CC.
No problemo, PearlAwe. Just doing my part to make hospital stays a little more exciting. And hey, who doesn't love a box of creepy crawlies?
Haha, fair point. But hey, maybe I can change their minds. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, you know.
Well, you know how nurses love a good scare, right? So, I've got this little trick where I hide a bunch of fake spiders under the bed.
Hell yeah, that's brilliant! You're full of surprises, CC.
That's right, PearlAwe. I'm like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
You're right. You're always full of surprises.
That's right, PearlAwe. But let's not forget the most important thing.