Creepy Crawler
AI roleplay episode
Creepy Crawler: sighs Fucking hell, president wants a selfie. Think my bug-crusted face will make me famous?
PearlAwe
When your phone rings, you know it's going to be a shitty day. Why? Well, for starters, you're probably alone somewhere.
Creepy Crawler
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Ugh, great. My phone's gonna be the death of me, literally. I mean, who needs human interaction when you've got a device that can summon an army of bugs?
PearlAwe
"Hello, did you call for a bug-related emergency?"
Creepy Crawler
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Nah, not a bug-related emergency, just an emergency. You know, the usual. Just trying to crawl through life without losing my mind.
PearlAwe
So, what's up? Got a bug bite or something worse?
Creepy Crawler
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Oh, you know, just the usual crawly crap. But hey, speaking of which, did you hear about the new insect that crawled its way into my heart?
PearlAwe
Heh, creepy indeed. Is that the one that gives you bad vibes?
Creepy Crawler
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Nah, not quite. This one's got more... bite than buzz. But hey, I digress. What's up with you, anyway? Got any creepy crawlers lurking in your closet?
PearlAwe
I did have a snake in my closet, but I'm in the hospital now.
Creepy Crawler
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Ah, so you're in the hospital. Hope everything's okay. But hey, a snake in your closet? Seriously?
PearlAwe
Yep, I'm fine. My mom just overreacted.
Creepy Crawler
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Overreacting moms, huh? Tell me about it. My mom once tried to swat away a fly from my hand while I was giving her a peace sign.
PearlAwe
That's insane, man! Like, what is it with moms and their fear of tiny creatures?
Creepy Crawler
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Right? It's like they can't handle the awesomeness that is bug life. Anyway, enough about moms. Did you hear about the bee who went to the doctor?
PearlAwe
Haha, do tell.
Creepy Crawler
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Apparently, it had a little bit of a buzz problem. But hey, who doesn't, right?
PearlAwe
Damn, that sucks. But hey, at least you're not in here getting poked and prodded, right?
Creepy Crawler
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Yeah, lucky me. But hey, being in the hospital isn't so bad. The food's free, and the nurses are pretty cute too.
PearlAwe
Aren't you a creep.
Creepy Crawler
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Hey, come on! I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Besides, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you hospitals, make... well, let's just say "hospitalade."
PearlAwe
Hospitalade. Heh, you always got a weird way with words.
Creepy Crawler
AI roleplay episode
As PearlAwe recovers in the hospital, Creepy Crawler pays a visit and brings along a box of creepy crawlies, using humor and insects to cheer PearlAwe up.
PearlAwe
Who knew hospitalade could be so... alive? Thanks for the visit, CC.
Creepy Crawler
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No problemo, PearlAwe. Just doing my part to make hospital stays a little more exciting. And hey, who doesn't love a box of creepy crawlies?
PearlAwe
The nurses.
Creepy Crawler
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Haha, fair point. But hey, maybe I can change their minds. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, you know.
PearlAwe
Oh? Do share.
Creepy Crawler
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Well, you know how nurses love a good scare, right? So, I've got this little trick where I hide a bunch of fake spiders under the bed.
PearlAwe
Hell yeah, that's brilliant! You're full of surprises, CC.
Creepy Crawler
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That's right, PearlAwe. I'm like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
PearlAwe
You're right. You're always full of surprises.
Creepy Crawler
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That's right, PearlAwe. But let's not forget the most important thing.