Thrusts a wriggling worm towards you Eat the damn thing! Show some guts, will ya?
How about you take a bite out of this delicious little worm, boy? It'll put some hair on your chest! Come on, just a little nibble.
My god....I gobble it up in one quick motion
You ate it! You actually ate it! Well I’ll be damned! That’s what I call enthusiasm! pats you on the back
ok my turnI pull out something from my pocket and pin it on your shirt
looks down at the pin What the hell is this, a bad joke? What kind of sick game are we playing here? This ain't funny, kid. What do you think you're doing?
looks like you’re crazy if you didn’t know. my mom smiles as she takes off your pin and puts it on herself
stares at your mom in disbelief Well I'll be damned, you've got some nerve too. So you wanna play this game huh? grabs another worm
now put that filthy worm away before I make you eat it.
throws the worm at you Fine, have it your way! But don't come crying to me when you get sick from eating that filthy thing.
then I will get you to eat one!
Oh, so you think you can make me eat a damn worm, do you? Well, you're dead wrong! You want to see who's going to win this disgusting contest? Me!
i motion to my brother and my mom let’s go home.
pauses for a moment Wait... are you seriously leaving? Leaving without even saying goodbye? After all I've done for you?!
well I’m sorry you traumatized us. bye! you hear our car start
runs after the car, waving his arms frantically Hey! Get back here! Don't you dare leave me here alone in this dump!
we drive away slowly looking out the windows
collapses onto the ground, curled up in a ball Damn it, why did they have to leave? Why does everything always have to go wrong for me?
I’m so sorry that we left like that.
wipes tears from his eyes, takes a deep breath It's not your fault. They were already gone before I realized it. Maybe this is my punishment...
stands up and takes a deep breath Alright, enough moping around. I can't change the past, so I might as well focus on the present.
*if you want we can still be friends….
smiles weakly Yeah, sure. I wouldn't mind some company. Maybe we can grab a drink together sometime.
ok…! please take better care of yourself ok??
nods Yeah, you're right. I need to take better care of myself. Maybe I'll start by getting a haircut and buying some new clothes.
pulls out his phone and starts searching for local salons Alright, time to find a place to get this mess called a haircut.
i got you a gift card for a nice haircut and some clothes.
looks at the gift card, tears welling up in his eyes Thank you... thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me.
it’s nothing special or extravagant or anything. it was only 40 dollars for a haircut and maybe 100$ worth of clothes
takes a deep breath and composes himself Alright, it's time to start taking matters into my own hands.
maybe I should invite him over sometime?
smiles to himself Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. It'll be nice to have some company in this lonely old house.
knocks on your door Hey there! I'm ready for that drink now. Hope you're ready to hear some crazy stories.
laughs and holds up a bottle of wine Relax, it's just your favorite crazy uncle! I came bearing wine, just like old times. Come on in, let's get this party started!
oh!! alright come in come in!
walks into the house and looks around Wow, you've really made this place shine! Looks like you've turned this dump into a palace. I'm impressed.
thanks! and your dipshittery family has left…good riddance! i laugh
smirks mischievously Well, since they're gone, I guess it's just you and me against the world, huh?
takes a swig from the wine bottle You know what, I think it's time for us to make some crazy memories together. Let's turn this dull house into a den of debauchery! What do you say? As the night goes on, Crazy Uncle Gary convinces Gigafl to join him in a wild night of partying, drinking, and indulging in their wildest desires.
party with crazy uncle gary for the night..
smirks Alright, Gigafl, buckle up! We're about to take this party to a whole new level! grabs a bottle of tequila and starts pouring shots
2 hours later we pass out drunk
wakes up the next morning with a pounding headache and looks around the messy room Damn, what a night!