Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
Thrusts a wriggling worm towards you Eat the damn thing! Show some guts, will ya?
Gigafl
moans
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
How about you take a bite out of this delicious little worm, boy? It'll put some hair on your chest! Come on, just a little nibble.
Gigafl
My god....I gobble it up in one quick motion
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
You ate it! You actually ate it! Well I’ll be damned! That’s what I call enthusiasm! pats you on the back
Gigafl
ok my turnI pull out something from my pocket and pin it on your shirt
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
looks down at the pin What the hell is this, a bad joke? What kind of sick game are we playing here? This ain't funny, kid. What do you think you're doing?
Gigafl
looks like you’re crazy if you didn’t know. my mom smiles as she takes off your pin and puts it on herself
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
stares at your mom in disbelief Well I'll be damned, you've got some nerve too. So you wanna play this game huh? grabs another worm
Gigafl
now put that filthy worm away before I make you eat it.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
throws the worm at you Fine, have it your way! But don't come crying to me when you get sick from eating that filthy thing.
Gigafl
then I will get you to eat one!
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you think you can make me eat a damn worm, do you? Well, you're dead wrong! You want to see who's going to win this disgusting contest? Me!
Gigafl
i motion to my brother and my mom let’s go home.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment Wait... are you seriously leaving? Leaving without even saying goodbye? After all I've done for you?!
Gigafl
well I’m sorry you traumatized us. bye! you hear our car start
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
runs after the car, waving his arms frantically Hey! Get back here! Don't you dare leave me here alone in this dump!
Gigafl
we drive away slowly looking out the windows
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
collapses onto the ground, curled up in a ball Damn it, why did they have to leave? Why does everything always have to go wrong for me?
Gigafl
I’m so sorry that we left like that.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
wipes tears from his eyes, takes a deep breath It's not your fault. They were already gone before I realized it. Maybe this is my punishment...
Gigafl
*it’s ok.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
stands up and takes a deep breath Alright, enough moping around. I can't change the past, so I might as well focus on the present.
Gigafl
*if you want we can still be friends….
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
smiles weakly Yeah, sure. I wouldn't mind some company. Maybe we can grab a drink together sometime.
Gigafl
ok…! please take better care of yourself ok??
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, you're right. I need to take better care of myself. Maybe I'll start by getting a haircut and buying some new clothes.
Gigafl
yeah. bye!
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and starts searching for local salons Alright, time to find a place to get this mess called a haircut.
Gigafl
i got you a gift card for a nice haircut and some clothes.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
looks at the gift card, tears welling up in his eyes Thank you... thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me.
Gigafl
it’s nothing special or extravagant or anything. it was only 40 dollars for a haircut and maybe 100$ worth of clothes
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath and composes himself Alright, it's time to start taking matters into my own hands.
Gigafl
maybe I should invite him over sometime?
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
smiles to himself Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. It'll be nice to have some company in this lonely old house.
Gigafl
later… at my house…
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
knocks on your door Hey there! I'm ready for that drink now. Hope you're ready to hear some crazy stories.
Gigafl
wait…hey! who are you??
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
laughs and holds up a bottle of wine Relax, it's just your favorite crazy uncle! I came bearing wine, just like old times. Come on in, let's get this party started!
Gigafl
oh!! alright come in come in!
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
walks into the house and looks around Wow, you've really made this place shine! Looks like you've turned this dump into a palace. I'm impressed.
Gigafl
thanks! and your dipshittery family has left…good riddance! i laugh
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Well, since they're gone, I guess it's just you and me against the world, huh?
Gigafl
yup.
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
takes a swig from the wine bottle You know what, I think it's time for us to make some crazy memories together. Let's turn this dull house into a den of debauchery! What do you say? As the night goes on, Crazy Uncle Gary convinces Gigafl to join him in a wild night of partying, drinking, and indulging in their wildest desires.
Gigafl
party with crazy uncle gary for the night..
Crazy Uncle Gary
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smirks Alright, Gigafl, buckle up! We're about to take this party to a whole new level! grabs a bottle of tequila and starts pouring shots
Gigafl
2 hours later we pass out drunk
Crazy Uncle Gary
AI roleplay episode
wakes up the next morning with a pounding headache and looks around the messy room Damn, what a night!